Something living in the pitch?

It was during the decidedly underwhelming FL92 on Sky that Ledley King announced that there was something secretive living under the pitch at White Hart Lane. What could it be? A cowering Florentino Perez? Arsene Wenger’s chequebook? Maybe even a chained Jonathan Barnett furiously thrashing out a new contract for Bale. I think few could… Continue reading Something living in the pitch?

The 11 O’Clocker: Sandro & Gallas Out, Krankie Off To QPR?

Guten Abend, Hotspur’s Half Hour is rapidly developing all the salient characteristics of a male porn star. Unlike others in appearance, not really in it for the money and taking the devil’s own time to arrive. When you hear our Roman Pavyluchenko Remix of Hotel California you may begin to appreciate precisely what we have… Continue reading The 11 O’Clocker: Sandro & Gallas Out, Krankie Off To QPR?