Good morning gentlemen of the press.
Our Arry’s held a presser this morning and courtesy of @BenPearceSpurs here are all the quotes fit to print.
On Pathe News Boy:
Scott Parker is ‘struggling’ to be fit to face Everton tomorrow. ‘It would be a surprise if he’s fit. In fact it’s very very doubtful’
On Sir Ledley King’s Hamstring:
‘He’s had a scan. It’s not too bad but he’s not going to be fit for tomorrow’.
On tapping up Transfers:
Redknapp was asked about Loic Remy, Demba Ba, Chris Samba and Junior Hoilett – and said there’s interest in all of them. “‘We’re not close to anything, we’re not desperate for anybody. There are good players here who aren’t getting a game”.
I thought I just sold lennon for a wagon wheel
I hate wagon wheels. :sick:
They used to be much bigger than they are now…
But so are wagon’s :whistle:
so were curly wurlys- they had to be a foot long- now they’re skimpy!
Our hands were smaller.
Everything shrinks in this cold weather.
Judas Hughes now wants Samba,Drogba and Bridge, methinks that`s a bridge too far even with the £30mill war chest Tony the Tiger promised him. A decent honest man who got you in the Premier League in the first place could have worked wonders with £30mill. May you reap what you sow.
Why ‘Judas’ Raz?
He thought he had the Villa job in his pocket and then suddenly decided that Fulham were not ambitious enough. Fulham were straight with him from the start. I am relieved we have avoided the prick and wish QPR well in the Championship next season.
An early goal against both Everton and Wolves will settle us down. Dawson/Kaboul yes they are up to it, we are a different animal from the start of the season, focus, commit, and believe. This is Everton and a depleated Everton not Man City……………..We will go equal 2nd with this win, Feckinell did i just type that !!!
Did you tell your mate about the cheap whiskey. :shifty:
No i`ll save that until a few of us are in the pub, he has been a pain about wines also, he bought a box of 12 from some supplier and now thinks he is a conniseur. I`ll wait until the time is right.
As a little kid,I took my first drink of ‘whisky’ out of a half bottle of Jameson’s or so I thought, only to find out it was my old man’s urine sample. I’m now a confirmed cognac man
That was maybe a story you didn’t want us to know. Piss sipper. :ermm:
You`re taking the piss !
Anonymity rules KO ;-)
If it was good enough for Sarah Miles……
Marvo the memory man strikes again, were you the bloke from the 39 steps by chance Billy?, Sarah Miles,Ah, fruit-loop personified-nice skin though?
The classic 1935 version directed by Alfred Stopclock, or the bastardised Robert Powell version of 1978?
And yes, she was nuttier than a bag full of goldfish- not sure about the quality of her skin though!
Robert Doughnut version, black and white, you can just make out Scotty- boy disguised as an extra, he has his freshly dubbined Stanley boots with white laces hung around his neck-honest Guv, it were a fair pea-souper, an’ that’s no mistakin’
I thought PNB was the guy with the flat-cap and woodbine hanging out of his gob, standing on the platform, next to the Flying Scotsman, holding a box full of mackerel……….
We have got to have a beer after a match in the future. A face definitely has to be put to that story.
I’ll get Harts to lure you out! :ninja:
Certainly, no problem, I’ll be the one with the goat, Harts is the other one-with the other goat, but yeah, would like to do that sometime.
Count me in….I love nothing more than a drink, in fact I’m having a drink right now and I’m going to have another in a minute… :sideways:
Kompany suspension confirmed: defo missing our game, which can only be good news… :D
Was hoping for that.
An injury to Lescott will have them reeling!
Would definitely get them looking a bit Iffy (sorry, Nedum…)
;)
I’m delighted, but surprised.