Team Sheet & Tactics For Bolton

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Good afternoon.

The excellent news is that Fabrice Muamba’s health continues to improve. Let’s just pray that nobody is injured by the slip hazard of flowers, replica shirts and cards etc outside the Reebok. Which begs the question what do the people who laid out all this gear have up their sleeve if he doesn’t continue to pull through?

Today I’ve launched a campaign against the death of Princess Diana (CADD).

The People’s Princess was taken too soon.  I had quite a lot on when she snuffed it, so see this as an ideal vehicle to combine my now freer schedule and some stunted emotional issues I need to work through. Email me for details on how to be a part of this touching initiative’s funding.

fig.1= Area Carlo should use most. fig.2=Taxi for anyone failing to beat the first man from a corner. fig=3 A balloon for Bale if he sticks to the left wing. fig.4 Emergency barber to ensure A&E wears cornrows. fig.5=Cold beer. Simply wonderful. Yellow arrows=suggested passes to some of our best players.

The FA Cup then and after the performance against Cheatski we go into the game knowing we’ve turned a corner. No two ways about it, that was a more than creditable point. Bale was more harnessed and as a result, much improved. Benny was a bit sloppy, but that was a fro malfunction I’m sure that he has learned from.

Bolton have been abysmal this season. If Wolves, Wigan and QPR hadn’t all gone out of their way to hit that button marked, ‘Do Not Press’ repeatedly with their foreheads they would take some beating in the awful stakes.

The Trotters have certainly experienced a small but noticeable boost from the sense of togetherness that the Muamba business has brought them, but Spurs mustn’t give this house room and simply go for the jugular.

Wembley and a Champions League spot are 100% back on the cards and it would be good to stick a couple past them, bring on Defoe and maybe Azza and let the lads go through the gears a little before taking on Swansea.

Prediction 4-1 to the Tottingham. BIOYBWC!

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  • Jol 5:5 says:

    Nice to see three French speakers in the back 4. We’re still not looking smart enough on set pieces and big Dave Wheater has regained his scoring touch. One down at half time; rescued by VDV on 78 minutes and then penalty lottery.
    Happy for Crouchy – on the plane for Poland.

  • lecoqhardi says:

    Princess Diana is dead? I thought she’d been out of the news for a bit.
    What do you call a beautiful woman on Prince Charlie’s arm?
    A tattoo.

  • Monkey Roux Jnr says:

    I also hope that a certain Messrs ‘Rub-of-the-Green’ and ‘Luck’ finally visit us this season.

    Visiting us for a potential 12 more matches may, just may, make up for their lack of appearances thus far this season.

    BIO indeed YFWC!

  • Bruxie says:

    I liked the placard at the Reebok saying “Thank you, Spurs.”

    I also liked the quiet crowd at Second Hand Fridge. They know when they are beaten (for a CL place), those chavs.

    That was a very expensive game for Comrade :face: Ab.

    He now has to fund a whole lot of replacements, a new manager and a bit of compo to boot.

    Is he going to do so?

    Time will tell…but I can honestly see him chickening out at some stage and this year, because of his court case could be the tipping point.

    Added to this…the Uefa fair play edict…and well, I fear for them.

    Or maybe I live in hope.

  • Bruxie says:


    Injured and needing three games to find his form again.

    And then gets injured again.

    Summer purchase. Lennon back-up.

    Summer sale?

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