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Team Sheet & Tactics For Bolton

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Good afternoon.

The excellent news is that Fabrice Muamba’s health continues to improve. Let’s just pray that nobody is injured by the slip hazard of flowers, replica shirts and cards etc outside the Reebok. Which begs the question what do the people who laid out all this gear have up their sleeve if he doesn’t continue to pull through?

Today I’ve launched a campaign against the death of Princess Diana (CADD).

The People’s Princess was taken too soon.  I had quite a lot on when she snuffed it, so see this as an ideal vehicle to combine my now freer schedule and some stunted emotional issues I need to work through. Email me for details on how to be a part of this touching initiative’s funding.

fig.1= Area Carlo should use most. fig.2=Taxi for anyone failing to beat the first man from a corner. fig=3 A balloon for Bale if he sticks to the left wing. fig.4 Emergency barber to ensure A&E wears cornrows. fig.5=Cold beer. Simply wonderful. Yellow arrows=suggested passes to some of our best players.

The FA Cup then and after the performance against Cheatski we go into the game knowing we’ve turned a corner. No two ways about it, that was a more than creditable point. Bale was more harnessed and as a result, much improved. Benny was a bit sloppy, but that was a fro malfunction I’m sure that he has learned from.

Bolton have been abysmal this season. If Wolves, Wigan and QPR hadn’t all gone out of their way to hit that button marked, ‘Do Not Press’ repeatedly with their foreheads they would take some beating in the awful stakes.

The Trotters have certainly experienced a small but noticeable boost from the sense of togetherness that the Muamba business has brought them, but Spurs mustn’t give this house room and simply go for the jugular.

Wembley and a Champions League spot are 100% back on the cards and it would be good to stick a couple past them, bring on Defoe and maybe Azza and let the lads go through the gears a little before taking on Swansea.

Prediction 4-1 to the Tottingham. BIOYBWC!


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  • Spurstacus says:

    Bale and Defoe arguing over who is more entitled to waste goal attempt.

  • anlarblud says:

    to be fair defoe did set bale up for a goal…still a greedy little mouthy… YIDDO!

  • david says:

    Their late goal will do nothing for our confidence and the spat between Bale and Defoe does not help team spirit either.
    Tricky game against Swansea this weekend.

    • Steveo1987 says:

      I’m not too bothered about Swansea. They will try and play football which is good for us. I don’t think they are great away from home either.

    • jfdit says:

      don’t understand defoe in that situation, it was still 2-1 and bale was in a better position to score, a top player would set a goal up wouldn’t he?

    • MysteriousStranger says:

      Well, Caulker won’t be able to play, which is a bonus.

      • jfdit says:

        swansea are a good side, probably one of the better sides I’ve seen play this season. If we keep missing chances like we have recently they’ll beat us without doubt.

        our forwards need a kick up the friggin arse, we should have bought someone (Jelavic?) in january just to shake them up

  • Boy Charioteer says:

    How are Benfica doing?

  • david says:

    Chelsea won tonight and if they qualify for the CL semi finals, they play their first leg 72 hours after their semi final with us.

    • MysteriousStranger says:

      If we finish 4th and Chelsea win the CL, back to the Ropey League for us.

      Thank God them winning it is pretty unlikely.

      • Steveo1987 says:

        As someone once said…”football is a funny ol’ game”….

        • Hartley says:

          That was….Ian St John, I never forget a good quote and he who quoted it…..They used to call him Saint you know and he did a double act with some balding bloke with a moustache and a voice like Roland Rat? :shifty:

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