Surely not?! Tom Collomosse on the Evening Standard is running with a positive piece on the recovery of Eunice Kaboom. The suggestion is that the French Goliath could be back for the Blackburn game.
Standard Sport understands the Frenchman’s knee is now responding well to treatment and that it is possible he will start working with the first-team squad again this week.
Let’s hope this is the case. The article finishes on the note the Danny Rose would step in for the injured Benny Ekotto.
In the week that the word on the street is that we’ve had handbags on the training pitches, it might be an opportune moment to have a chuckle.
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