Good news?
Surely not?! Tom Collomosse on the Evening Standard is running with a positive piece on the recovery of Eunice Kaboom. The suggestion is that the French Goliath could be back for the Blackburn game.
Standard Sport understands the Frenchman’s knee is now responding well to treatment and that it is possible he will start working with the first-team squad again this week.
Let’s hope this is the case. The article finishes on the note the Danny Rose would step in for the injured Benny Ekotto.
In the week that the word on the street is that we’ve had handbags on the training pitches, it might be an opportune moment to have a chuckle.
The winner of the funniest captions wins the adoration of their peers. No substitute prizes or cash alternatives available.
JD: put your hands on your hips
KB: hold your balls real tight
CA: I don’t know the words so I’ll just point
JD: All this talk of England is driving me insaneayayeye
CA: look harry’s stuck in the time-warp again
CA….(Shouting) Oi Arry you left is my right.
HR…..(Answering in the distance) What? my what is your what?
JB…..Don’t bother Clive…
JD…..Fucking monkey’s im being coached by f%#king monkey’s!
CA: Get in the right back position like I told you.
JD: I’m a forward you twat.
KB: I told you we’re trying Kyle as a striker this weekend – HR’s orders.
JD: Well he’s always up there anyway
CA: When’s the last time you won an award mate
KB: Don’t you know Harry’s a brilliant tactician. We’re off to coach England just now.
JD: No more caps for me I guess.
CA & KB: triffic!!!
CA: Chairman he’s over there.
JD: What by the taxis rank?
KB: Funny Fucker you are! What’s the offside rule again?
Defoe, where is cut today. Allen, he is over there. Bond, getting measured for his England suit laughing uncontrollably