Good morning.
The Midget Gem is in the papers again amid allegations of unauthorised swordsmanship in a Newcastle hotel with some model called Laura Brown. I bet the irony of Alexadra Burke’s recent pop lament, ‘Elephant In The Room’ was missed by all concerned.
And Kyle Walker says that the England snub has put a spring in everyone’s step. My guess is that prior to the Fulham game our chairman will be offering to freely insert a high powered rocket or two somewhere a little more intimate.
Here’s the survey HERE And I’ll run the results towards the end of the day.
yeah tracking back to KFC, Mcdonalds, Burger King
the kebab shop
Player of the season……..Benny, lol
Most improved player…….Livermore
Biggest Cnut………………..Arry Redschnapps :daumen:
Looks like HR is a tactical genius after all…
http://www.footballtradedirectory.com/news/2012/may/new-study-vindicates-harry-redknapps.html?
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I used to get up half an hour before I went to bed, 3 days rest between 90 minutes of Football should be mandatory? Fack orf you Slaaaaaaaaaag!
:-)
You were lucky…!!
What a load of mathematical Betty Swollocks. :gaehn:
It’s true. Apparently, his sound-bites can reduce cholesterol and his man-management skills can arrest osteoporosis.
In other news, Vidal Sassoons funeral won’t be televised, it’ll be just the highlights.