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Good morning.

I read this piece in this morning’s Sun and couldn’t help but come to the certain conclusion it was written by Redschnapps himself.

HARRY REDKNAPP wants three more years to build a Champions League dynasty at Tottenham.

Boss Redknapp has held contract talks with Spurs chairman Daniel Levy this week, with senior players fearing he could leave.

Yes, I can imagine Bale is terrified Arry would be replaced by someone who tells him to his face he’s winger.

Redknapp, 65, has only one year left on his deal but remains committed to the club despite the heartache of missing out on the Champions League even though he led the team to fourth place this season

Loss of 12 point advantage glossed over; believing he had the England job not mentioned.

In spite of heart surgery in February and a gruelling court case he wants to continue his job of transforming Spurs into regular Champions League contenders.

Hilarious. Health card played; disbelief suspended that he’s got the either the balls or the brains to land Champions League again.

Redknapp is 65. Three more years would take him to 68 when he may decide to call it a day, having insisted when he took over that this would be his last job in football.

Thanks for the maths. Or is this supposed to appeal to our sense of charity?

Levy and Redknapp also discussed their plans for the transfer market this summer with a new defender on the radar after Ledley King was told yesterday he is free to leave the club

I do hope nobody’s implying Arry’s had any involvement in the Vertonghen deal.

The fact that the lame brain who ghost wrote this uses the word dynasty in relation to Redschnapps is surreal. I made sausages for breakfast yesterday. I might have cereal this morning. Is that a dynasty of breakfasting?

Speaking of soap operas, Vertonghen appears to have confused SSN and a staggering percentage of Spurs fans by announcing in a video interview that he is  close to joining Tottenham. Here.

Up until that presser it was only thought he was close to joining Tottenham. But having now watched the footage it’s clear he’s now actually close to joining Tottenham.

Forget the Jubilee, we’re having a street party to celebrate being retarded! 

I could weep. Has anyone got Ian Dowie’s number? 

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110 comments

  • The Tottinghams says:

    Ha ha! Awesome

  • Frontwheel 2 says:

    I think Levy must be cacking his pants,what with the blue scum desperately trying to steal the trout,some mob from Qatar throwing millions at him and all the other bullshit being written about our trusty leader.
    Even the happy clappers seem to be realizing Harry can take us no further(but they supported him longer and are better fans/people and more intelligent)
    Sincerely disappointed you ITK’s got it wrong about the trouts departure on Friday,please start a new rumour that he’ll be gone next Friday to get me through the week.

  • richspurs says:

    harry has failed to seize many moments. how many more does he need.time for him to go cease somewhere else.

  • ZAC says:

    Poor old ‘Arry, he’s not far from going down on his hands and knees begging for a new contract after his leaked attempts at pretending the chavs and the arabs were interested in him were laughed away. I’d be very surprised if Levy gives him another contract. Redknapp should think himself lucky he’s in the job at all. This is ‘as good as gets’ for Redknapp, but the prick didn’t even realise it. Just fuck off!

  • a_felching says:

    Why could he not just say sorry for ruining our season, I could take that and think more of the Moron

    • Finn says:

      Spot on as was Astro’s position. I said a while back if he’d just ‘fess up and accept responsibility for no CL, I could get behind that. I won’t love him but in any walk of life accepting there is a problenm is a good first step to fixing it.

      Glossing over the clear limitations and refusing to accept they exist is just so, so Wenger-like!

      Maybe DL can offer the contract only upon the public eating of Umble Pie (spelling correct) and admitting there is a problem; otherwise its got to be intervention!

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