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Good afternoon. 

I trust you are all enjoying the most memorable weekend of your miserable lives. If you can’t sniff a fat line of cocaine of the stomach of  a nubile corgi whilst dressed as Adolf Eichmann today, when can you? 

You have to wonder if the pound shops are going to get burned here. You can barely get to the world’s best selection of bargain basement tooth rot for bunting, flags and a whole host of other crap we’ll call all manner of jingoistic accoutrement. What’s happening outside? It’s tipping it down and a workmanlike win, yes WIN by England was reported in the UK’s best selling tabloid with headline, JINXED after Cahill collided with Hart in what looked to me like Drogba inspired, ‘Ooh, I’ve been shot in the head style moment.’

But have no fear. Sunshine is at hand!

In the form of these pictures courtesy of the Daily Mail. She snogged Jake Livermore and then engaged in what one can only speculate to have been the most absorbing and the most fascinating conversation with Azza Blud and Jermaine Pennant.

Best caption wins Arry Redscnapp’s soul. This piece of tat may look like like one of those kids ‘worm in a lollypop’ things, but I must assure readers that once you get past the chemical substitute tequila flavour you will taste the succulent singular FA Cup win worm flavour of our Arry. 

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51 comments

  • Chrispurs says:

    Two’s company, three’s a party.

  • Sign her up.As long as she can score who cares what she looks like…Ok well thats good too. Problem is if she plays as a striker Lennon will start veering to the centre
    She’ll probably get a signing bonus and they will draw straws,or is it straw drawers (theres a joke there somewhere)
    Tattoo this they say!

  • Trousers says:

    ” I’ll put my mojo double-love yaka mama on you!

  • dadadadadadaaa says:

    Sheeeeit!I can find prettier bitches then this on seven sisters high road!

  • matt84 says:

    what a skank. What’s that saying about poo and insects?

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