Good morning.
As I write this late last night I’m not long in from having been to watch a stand up comedian called Stewart Lee. One of the many excellent bits was him quoting from a supposed 40,000 word document comprised of bile about him collected from numerous places online.
Stew made this poignant, bitterly funny and utterly brilliant courtesy of one particular nasty rant he discovered online that revealed so much about it’s author that he recognised him as someone he had actually known very well for a short time, at one time in real life.
The blackest comedy of this blogging lark is by far the ITK. I’ve backed a few winners and the occasional non runner*. It goes with the territory and if you can barely cope with the vagaries of life then any mask you use to conceal your daily struggle with life slips in the click of a mouse.
*Benzema shirts are still available at full price from Reception
As the online designated driver of Redschnapp’s contempt I have to by rights share the dark forebodings of anyone a chap on Spurs Community who has predicted that our tight lipped supremo has less than 48 hours left in office. The poster is called Adief and he has spoken thus:
Harry will be removed at some point this weekend….
So this is clear, by monday morning H will be gone….Ill be back monday, if this doesnt happen then the mods can ban me simple
…this idnt rumour, this weekend he is gone!!!!
There was on response to this little bundle of joy that stood out and it came from another poster, Akquyid:
Lunch with an agent today after golf. Agent off to Vegas with some of our lot this weekend, reckons Harry’s 100% gone.
Deep breath….
It won’t be his choice either. Supposedly some senior members have been either told incoming or of the situation
Other news Ade wants to stay and his people met DL before End of season and pretty much pleaded for it to happen. Other stuff Joe Cole was highlighted by HR, Advisors of DL completely ignored, may have been one of the final straws, but no one knows.
Not really, just seems DL has finally had enough. Don’t think the whole #askarry stuff on betfair helped.
Any truth in any of this? Well, it all appears determined enough, you have to say that much for it and this Adief chap has gone as far to say he’ll willingly take a site ban if his Arry exit prediction didn’t turn out to be completely correct.
Adief’s ITK track record has been questioned. As your mother tells you, and my mother certainly told me, it is important, she always used to say, always to try new things.
The only people who know what is going to happen to ‘Scrotum Chops’ is Daniel Levy and Joe Lewis. The way he conducted himself with the media last August re: the Modric affair and his suggestion that he would probably be better to depart (because his head wasn’t right)AFTER Daniel Levy said he wasn’t going was fucking disgraceful and pubicly made a statement that he disagreed with the chairman. Then he discovered he might get the England job and courted that for all it was worth, only to be completely ignored by the FA. Then we had the whole crowd applauding him when he came back after his heart stents procedure which was an acceptance thing as well as a forgiveness thing (for him referring to the fans as idiots). Then the idiot got all jittery and wet around the ‘Y’ fronts about the England job and forgot he had a job already that was at a very important stage in the season and he allowed his own head to be turned. So after that there can be no way that Daniel Levy could agree to let him continue managing the club next season. In fact he could probably get away with cancelling his contract through gross unacceptable behaviour (misconduct). Anyway I’m going to Church every day now, lighting candles and making wishes.
:daumen:
Eloquent and concisely put. After the jury listens to that,there will be no nays and the man will be hanged at dawn.
If Harry goes tomorrow I shall eat my onesie… I hate in the know. Hands up if u agree..l IHITK fo life…
arry has become immersed in his own reality show.
the Redschnappians
I :heart: ITK,s. I HAVE A DREAM(a big wet drean).
M
I’m aving a mare(bad drean)it was reply to ELCID(MY) :blink:
Downturn Abbey
FACT
i could hear HH writing his next blog watching harry on the beeb last night,lineker gave him a bit of a grilling didn’t he really, for a guest anyway,poor old harry
good to hear about monaco GP guys,sounds fun,alas i only ever get to watch it on the telly although i have visited monaco,fun place to see,if we sell bale and modric then it has to be to the spanish two,not sure italy can afford these type of players anymore,i never want to see us improve english sides again with top,top players