Good evening.
836,357 people have assured me this evening that I need to lose weight and brush up my social skills a bid has been accepted for long term Chicken Badge allergy sufferer Luka Modric.
If this is the case then goodbye and good riddance. Ooh …’nasty Harry’ I hear you say. Well, not really. My bitter sentiments don’t get borne out of boredom. Chancers like Luka and Dimitar could have stayed where they where and been an integral part of something good. Something worthwhile.
But when we are dealing with these type of half men …who spiritually come from a place so low that even the rats are hunchbacked …what can one expect?
Will a deal on Modders include a Noel Edmond’s Saturday Swap Shop stylee player plus cash deal? I sincerely doubt it.Will this spark a flurry of Tottingham shaped transfer activity? I sincerely doubt it. But Levy & Co are 100% working overtime…
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, adieu…
Yep. Good effing bye you rat faced little c**t.
Hold on a minute, HH. Which club has bid? Presumably Madrid, but you don’t specify.
Colchester United.
He is photographed on page 17 of the Colchester Evening Gazette bounding off the 16.48 from Diss on platform 4 where his was mood described by chief Football Correspondent Malcolm Teeth as feeling, ‘moribund’.
Colchester United was his boyhood club apparently….
Haha! :daumen:
we ‘ate col u and we ‘ate col u
(southend born and bred ;o)
There is no platform 4 at Diss! I think there is a platform 3 3/4 though, I’ve used it loads of time. It takes you to the “goalscorers transfer world”. Must get a return for Levy, and quick,,,,
It must be Wells next the sea fc he s signing for
There is at Colchester. The train was inbound from Diss.
…third!
And miles behind, sir. Suggest you work on your fitness.
I shall train double shifts with ratboy until I catch up with rest of the squad…
How big was the piece of cheese?
I can only confirm it was ‘rat sized’.
It was inbred river rat sized to be precise!
…did we sign a striker yet?? Wake me up when we have.
That’s gonna be a long sleep