Good afternoon.
We’ve been linked with someone I think we ought to go all out to buy. Swoop audaciously for, that sort of thing. PSV winger Dries Mertens is the name in the frame and he ticks more boxes than a YouGov poll addict.
For a start, he’s bi-wingal. Which for those of you struggling, is a word I just made up to describe a player able to play effectively on both wings.Which would be fantastic news for Spurs and less fantastic news for er.. say… Aaron Lennon.
Then there’s the fact that he’s Belgian. Which if you look at nations as if they were race yards, then you have to say that this particular stable is in terrific form. That makes him an international team mate of Jan Vertonghen and if Dries was looking for hints as to if a move to the mighty Tottingham might suit him, then his mate’s success will be impossible for him to ignore.
It it just me or are Spurs prone to nation crushes? We’re barely over our fling with Croatia and we’re already hitting on Belgium.
That Chirpy is a right ol’ tramp
Like the goons with oompah loompahs!!!
Brazil is next. AVB speaks Portuguese! Why do you think Sandro’s on fire!
But we have had a short affair with Iceland on the side and to top it off – due to AVB’s arrival we have started to fancy the Portuguese!
Bi-wingal…. Nice one.
That’s the two tabs either side of a Body Form. Whooahhhh body form.. Body form for you!’
Still, Belgians are looking quite sexy these days….Croatians are losing their sexyness in favour of Gail Platt lookylikeyness…ergo, Croatia is our wife, we had our good times and now its time to bang some fresh belgians…
She’s called Gail because her face has been blown inside out…
LMAO! Genius!
Although Sarah Platt is very gorgeous I must add :P
Always been partial to their beer and chocolate …
I once drank 4 or 5 pints of draught Duval..that shit is iiquid acid.
God, it’s a wonder you lived to tell the tale.
What’s Belgium famous for? Paedophiles and chocolate .
And they only make the chocolate to get to the kids.
…and inventing the saxaphone. Having said that its not really a ‘nation,’ – a bit French, a Bit Walloon, a bit German, and ultimately a place where the krauts can go play with their tanks…..(oh, and the capital of the great EU….)
Dembele – he’s Belgian too yes. My wife isn’t. Nor is my dog. Nor are my chocolates. Mertens is a very Belgian name. For that reason alone, we should buy two
Shaken not stirred…