What’s that gently flowing through my veins? Oh yes my old companion inertia. My proposed sojourn to the shops for a delicate bout of hoisting will at least keep me Royal Wedding gush free.
‘They are very much in love’ says some commemorative plate manufacture in Swindon with the sort of conviction he last used when his bank manager questioned the viability of a business model that only peaks around the ceremonies and anniversaries of one family in the bleedin’ country.
And so to the football. Tonight is International Night! Oh sod it. I’m staying glued to TV all day just in case ‘Loose Women’ get a newsflash exclusive on THE dress’s designer.
So now seamlessly here’s players I’d like shot of in January.
Begbie
Plagued by ‘off the pitch’ allegations that happened to neatly coincide with him not being deemed fit to play for the first team he has at last found form that might justify Levy & Co’s optimistic price tag.
Gallarse
Alas he’s probably unsellable. Many shrewd observers have stated that he hasn’t been that bad. I fall into the category of those who could cope with the whole Woolwich business if he was as good for us as he was for them. He hasn’t been.
Jenarse
Very similar angle as per Begbie. He has been on and off like a students snooze button for gawd knows how long. But now, now, he appears to have come good. Let’s not hesitate and repatriate him with the Toon in a bundle deal for Carroll.
PSB
I don’t buy into him being the great motivator, I don’t buy into the illustrious past tale anymore either.If Rooney fails to score in his next few games, Bobbity can tell people he’s now the 2nd most unpopular player in the league.
3MP
This smacks of impatience, but at least his stock remains passably buoyant. For a Premiership striker his record this term sucks. If there is a market for strikers like Kenny Pineapple, there is a market for Crouchinio.We sorely need someone better.
In a perfect world:
Out
Hutton, can’t defend
King and Woodgate – scrap yard
Bentley
Kranjcar
Dos Santos
O’Hara
Keane
Crouch
In – All English
Richards RB
Cahill CB
Johnson L/RW
Young L/RW/Behind Striker
Carroll Target man
I’d also ditch Palacios if a decent replacement can be found and Assou-Ekotto (V good or shite) for someone like Contraeo – portuguese lb.
contraeo is a very good left back and really attacking but to be honest if they can fix a bit of a defensive laps every now and again our left back and right back aren’t half bad. they just switch off… but hard to do much better. but yh conteaeo is amazing going forward. i’d like keane out.. choice between pav or crouch , depends if the new striker can do knock down job, but any1 who can jump and move has effectively beaten crouch hands down. keep bentley and krajcar. maybe even dos santos try him up front with our lack of options.. but hes nto fit. he looked decent at the beginning of the season. lets just play top dollar for dzecko we’ve already got the south african lad coming in january.. woody will retire.
Are you completely mad?
Crouch offers so much and i agree his form is not good at the moment but that doesnt mean we shuld sell him!!
Also Hutton has played well this season and offers an attacking right back compared to corluka who is slow and doesnt get forward. the only player id get rid of hutton for is micah richards.
Yes PSB needs to go but i want a switch for a young striker with potential….. not andy carroll!!
Gallas will improve with fitness and frankly with our lack of defence he is worth having this season with bassong proving to be adequate cover but no a top 4 defender.
Jenas has been on and off since he arrived at spurs but is good to have on the bench because his work rate is better than ever and when huddlestone isnt playing having VDV, Modric, Lennon on the pitch the work rate culd always do with a boost! (exlcuding bale his work rate is immense)
you are not the original harry hotspur are you? you right different from the old bloke.
Please some one, anyone take PSB! Please!!!