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Bindippers Indoors – The Prematch Prattle

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Hello honktonks.

This weekend will be more than interesting. Spurs are primed to smash all previous attempts in the ‘Faces With Egg On Them In One Football Stadium’ category in the Guinness Book Of Records.

Redschnapps, Gallas, Mickey Hazard, you name ’em… their appears to be a Tottinghams related punter on the end of every microphone in the country tipping us to win everything from Britain’s Got Gout to the Champions League itself.

Spurs have more form than Shergar when it comes to doing really well then completely failing to show up.

Liverpool arrive on a high – having beaten West Ham with some confidence last week – but my feeling is that their remission is a false one. Weight is added to my argument by the fact they are supposedly fielding Joe Cole. What a close shave that was.

My belief is that we will do them. But they will be a damn sight more difficult to break down if will pull the same stunt we did against The French and allow ourselves to  go one or two down. We need to be up and at ’em from the off.

Here’s my unique guide to losing money, then.

Us to win 2-1 is 7/1 HERE, Konchesky to be shown a card first is 14/1 HERE, Torres & J Defoe to both score in 90 minutes play is 6/1 HERE

And you can get a free £20 to bet when you drop a tenner HERE not to mention allow me to enjoy a banquet of turkey feet & chips come Christmas day.

BIOYBDC!

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201 comments

  • Ned says:

    Story of our season really:
    Solid defence, great midfield, wasteful strikers.

    • emspurs says:

      solid defence the story of our season? :blink:

      • Ned says:

        In the premier league the defence is doing fine.

        After 15 EPL games last season
        scored 35 conceded 21

        After 15 EPL games this season
        scored 23 conceded 20

        So despite all the injuries and missing King and Woody and Dawson we have conceded less than last season which was a great season.

        What is the problem with a defence conceding less goals than last season?

        • emspurs says:

          stand corrected. fair play.

          I was looking at the stat which has us letting more in than anybody above us in the table. you’re right though, we’re tottenham, damnit, and we should score more.

        • emspurs says:

          in my defense i’ll add that we’ve shipped some absolute stinkers this year! :pinch:

        • Steveo1987 says:

          Maybe, but Keane is still here.

        • Ned says:

          Yes emspurs I think it is the CL games that look different cos we do score and concede a fair few there.

          But in the Premier League I think this is the fewest goals we have ever conceded at this stage. Does not tell everything but considering the injuries it is very good going.

          Agree we should definitely be scoring more and the strikers are wasting chances left and right.

        • david says:

          Maybe make PSB penalty coach. Then sell in January.

      • Steveo1987 says:

        Can’t we just give him back to the Irish as part of the bail out?

  • dutchman says:

    1 Palacios is the new JJ..
    2 Have to admit Gallas is a (very?)proper signing after all..
    3 We shouldn”t complain so much, as we’re having our best run/results in years..
    4 Lennon is getting back to his former self..
    5 We miss Rafa every single minute he doesn’t play for us..
    6 Our penalties s*ck..
    COYS

  • melcyid says:

    no bindipping for carragher for a while then

  • melcyid says:

    benny sue for pens he is a proffesional hired gun with attitude

  • daytripper11 says:

    Bale is our superstar and should be paraded out for every PK the remainder of his career at the Lane. If he had taken every one this season, he would have 15+ goals now and perhaps making a serious run at world footballer of the year.

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