Dances With Scones is out for 3 months.
This is what we in the trade refer to the opposite of good news. Had it not been for Super Romancrazypavinchenko’s singlemindedness in wanting to play against Blackburn, we would have had 11 players on the sick list.
Now Tommy’s bought it, we can at last field a full side against any other treatment table XI the world can throw at us.
At worst, this derby looks set to be a re-run of the wretched abomination no good rubbish Carling Cup fiasco.
Somebody cheer me up. Please…
Backs to the wall, lads. We have next to no players fit for the weekend…I think this all building a heroic point against the Scum. Have faith.
Wanna win us all Billy G? Wanna go down in Spurs folklore? Well nip across to the touchline and mow down Wenger in the last minute of injury time? Yes you’d be sent off, yes you’d be banned for a number of games…but…wouldn’t it be superb! ;o)
Oh Tommy Hudd…. thats terrible news. JJ in?
Jenas to bag a couple this weekend. 2-2.