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Gooners Away – The Pre Match Prattle

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There appears to be just a tad more Goonerish posturing going on for this one than normal. Well we’ll just have to see about that.

Hopefully Redschnapps will grasp that when we are facing them it is not acceptable for whoever is in charge to field an understrength Mickey Mouse team.That Carling Cup game will be remembered for two things. Alan Smith repeatedly soiling himself whenever Wilshire touched the ball and a game that more resembled the Super Nintendo classic, Sensible Soccer than a real game of football.

So here’s to something that isn’t unwatchable this time round.

Defoe’s back and nothing would be finer than for the little fella to open his account with an onion sack busting brace against the Woolwich.

After the dull International between Engerlund and France there is serious talk about Sagna being able to walk on water doing the rounds. He is good, but my money is on his questionable temperament and him conceding a card against Bale.

And this is where Spurs need to play a canny game. Seen the Fair Play League this season?

The dirty gooner scum sit rock bottom with 4 reds and 24 yellows. And this from Prof. DeMobSuit who whined on and on about the so called ‘Stokes, Bolton’s & Wolves’ of this world.

Spurs need to disrupt Le Arse from getting into their endless passing stride but equally it’s vital they don’t they don’t get embroiled in any fisticuffs type business and let the referee see them for what they are.  Are you listening, Tommy?

Bet wise I fancy any of these:

Defoe to score twice is 16/1 HERE, Penalty in the 2nd half 5/1 HERE, Half Time Score Tottenham 1-0 – Full Time Score Tottenham 2-1 HERE


PS: I find the ‘Stand Up If You..’ song embarrassing full stop. I mean it. If they’re on the premises it makes us look like 10 year olds with ASBO’s doing Callanetics. If they aren’t on the premises, then it’s essentially a cry for help by those who still feel in the shade of a club that’s won naff all in years.

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  • :-) says:

    HH

    I don’t think we can call them the Woolwich until this threat from Levy to do exactly the same thing is gone.

    What they did in 1913 was unfair on us and morally wrong. It’s the reason we hate them with such passion and why they are evil b@stards yet in a few years we could have done exactly the same and killed thfc in the process.

    One very dark cloud over are club atm IMO.

    • Astromesmo says:

      You have a jolly avatar for one so glum. There’s a few miles in the whole tale to unwind so lets not start sharpening the razor blades & throwing the electric heater in the bath just yet.

  • N8 White says:

    Let’s Have This One.

    COYS !

  • Steveo1987 says:

    I can’t say I expect too much. A draw will do me. As always it depends what Tottenham turns up on the day. If I remember last year we just rolled over. As Forrest Gump said “Tottenham are like a box of chocolates………….” You know the rest.

  • TMWNN says:

    Lose this and we’re 10 points behind them who’ll go top (probably only for a couple of hours).

    I think our defence will be cut to ribbons by their passing game. I also expect them to get at least one penalty (A&E).

  • Astromesmo says:

    Any more for the jolly bus… HH, can you just change the picture to one of dead puppies or something similar. It’s like the Radiohead Christmas party in here… And the Cure are playing the whole of ‘Faith’.

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