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Gooners Away – The Pre Match Prattle

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There appears to be just a tad more Goonerish posturing going on for this one than normal. Well we’ll just have to see about that.

Hopefully Redschnapps will grasp that when we are facing them it is not acceptable for whoever is in charge to field an understrength Mickey Mouse team.That Carling Cup game will be remembered for two things. Alan Smith repeatedly soiling himself whenever Wilshire touched the ball and a game that more resembled the Super Nintendo classic, Sensible Soccer than a real game of football.

So here’s to something that isn’t unwatchable this time round.

Defoe’s back and nothing would be finer than for the little fella to open his account with an onion sack busting brace against the Woolwich.

After the dull International between Engerlund and France there is serious talk about Sagna being able to walk on water doing the rounds. He is good, but my money is on his questionable temperament and him conceding a card against Bale.

And this is where Spurs need to play a canny game. Seen the Fair Play League this season?

The dirty gooner scum sit rock bottom with 4 reds and 24 yellows. And this from Prof. DeMobSuit who whined on and on about the so called ‘Stokes, Bolton’s & Wolves’ of this world.

Spurs need to disrupt Le Arse from getting into their endless passing stride but equally it’s vital they don’t they don’t get embroiled in any fisticuffs type business and let the referee see them for what they are.  Are you listening, Tommy?

Bet wise I fancy any of these:

Defoe to score twice is 16/1 HERE, Penalty in the 2nd half 5/1 HERE, Half Time Score Tottenham 1-0 – Full Time Score Tottenham 2-1 HERE


PS: I find the ‘Stand Up If You..’ song embarrassing full stop. I mean it. If they’re on the premises it makes us look like 10 year olds with ASBO’s doing Callanetics. If they aren’t on the premises, then it’s essentially a cry for help by those who still feel in the shade of a club that’s won naff all in years.

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  • Astromesmo says:

    I’ve marched up the road so optimistic, so many times that maybe our beloved Spurs are lulling us into a false sense of Private Fraser this time?

  • Steveo1987 says:

    I’ll take a one – nil to us with a controversial Billy boy winner just to see Wengers face. A last kick of the game winner with Gallas celebrating by sitting down in middle of the pitch. Could be fun.

  • hoopspur says:

    WITF have you been? All quiet on the HH front. BIOYC! (i’ve just deleted Cu*t)

  • DAVID says:

    Not expecting much tomorrow, shame we cannot take our better home performances to away matches.
    Dare I say it, the bigger game for me is CL Wednesday night and just hope we avoid injury to key players tomorrow.
    Top the group and we get an “easier” game in next round. Finish second and it’s possibly Barca, Real or Bayern and quite possibly the end of the CL road.

  • onedavemackay says:

    I just hope Arry is more optimistic than several on here.

    Baler, Modders, VDV and Pav are capable of stuffing the Arse defence. If we really get at them we will win. If Crouch starts we will know Arry has run his course and must be replaced in a very panic stricken way before Chanukah.

    Unless Crouch scores a couple and we win in which case I’ll disassociate myself from the above comments.

    • emspurs says:

      Harry’s profound tactical nous will get us through this one:

      lump it to crouch….check
      spend 15 mins trying to get it back…check
      fragile and unawares and without a plan at the back so that even bendtner could score…check

      i still think we’ll do em.

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