It has been announced that an urgent nationwide hunt is on for two men who went missing under ‘suspicious circumstances’ in North London yesterday evening.
The men have been named as Dougie Maicon and Wesser Sneijder. It is understood that both men were involved in a game of football that kicked off a little after 19.45 last night in the London borough of Haringay.
The appeal for information has swamped switchboards this morning but bizarrely all sightings completely cease minutes into what experts are calling, ‘the second half’.
Dougie Maicon, was last seen flagging down a taxi at half time and those heading up the investigation are very keen to speak to the driver of the vehicle.
The second man, who has been previously linked with a recent World Cup final disappearance was spotted being passed to and from several men in Lilywhite shirts who we understand, ‘took turns keeping him in their pockets’.
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Are you lot feeling alright? I thought you only celebrated good loses these days!!
Seriously though, hats of to a great performance. I hope for the sake of London football that Bale can be retained for a couple of seasons at least, and I hope we can meet up in the latter stages, so we can burst your bubble personally.
A Gooner.
You’ll have to excuse the frivolity – we never expected to get past Young boys
Levy, pay rise for Gareth Bale please. Superstars deserve superstar wages, this guy is as good a player I have seen in years. Tie him down to a mega money deal, we deserve him :heart:
are you getting soft on us?
quality result!
Hope we can buy some more quality in the window and end of the season to prove to VDV and Gazza that we mean business!!!
C’mon DL sell the crap we’ve got the books and buy some more quality!
If you ask me, if we dont go and beat Bolton on Saturday, last night may as well have been a dream. So dont ask me.
Comolli joining the bindippers!!!
No wonder, look what he brought here :daumen: