It has been announced that an urgent nationwide hunt is on for two men who went missing under ‘suspicious circumstances’ in North London yesterday evening.
The men have been named as Dougie Maicon and Wesser Sneijder. It is understood that both men were involved in a game of football that kicked off a little after 19.45 last night in the London borough of Haringay.
The appeal for information has swamped switchboards this morning but bizarrely all sightings completely cease minutes into what experts are calling, ‘the second half’.
Dougie Maicon, was last seen flagging down a taxi at half time and those heading up the investigation are very keen to speak to the driver of the vehicle.
The second man, who has been previously linked with a recent World Cup final disappearance was spotted being passed to and from several men in Lilywhite shirts who we understand, ‘took turns keeping him in their pockets’.
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We are at a crossroads.
Last night we took apart one of the top teams in the world. At our best we are a match for anyone. There are now two roads we can travel. We can enjoy a year or two in the sunshine whilst trying to hold on to our best players or we can seriously improve the squad with more top class performers and strive to establish ourselves at the top of the game.
Daniel and Uncle Joe …………. The choice is yours
Message to Inter Milan: can we play you every week?
best match ive been to in all my years of going to the lane! magic!
In over 30 years of dragging myself to N17, that was, without doubt, one of the best nights I’ve had at the Lane. Up there with the ’84 UEFA final and the Chelski & Arsenal 5-1’s. An awesome atmosphere.
There’s a lot of coverage about Bale this morning but every player did his bit last night. T’Hudd & Modric are looking great together, Kaboul had a fantastic game and is looking the part and even Billy Gallas drew a few ironic ‘Yiddo’ chants from the Park Lane. BAE was solid and Crouch earned the ovation he got when substituted for his tireless running and closing down up front.
V.D.V is looking like a catalyst for the whole team to step up and, mirroring the comment from ODM, we can only hope that the squad is added to with quality rather than depleted over the next year or so.
Exciting times.
Congrats to you and all the lucky b@stards who were at the game last night. Sky’s idiots were actually saying that the incredible atmosphere at the game could backfire and make the team nervous. It’s time to put some of these Spurs slagging commentators out there on the pitch with some hungry lions and crocodiles. Doubtless they may get a good scare and a few bites, but they’re just too bitter to actually get eaten.
I feel all warm and fuzzy inside!