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Chelsea Indoors The Pre Match Prattle

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Given then the unchecked rage that yesterday’s blog caused amongst 3 people who demanded a no nonsense approach to football blogging, today’s blog will be in Latin.

Mornin’.

I’m revocare contendunt Chelsea quando ita picking matura. Nosedived habet formam et ut spem Loth et dissimulare pro abi jugularis. Satis sum si fidem possemus Post quam duos current bunch, id solum non habent propositum Cheatski more referri.

Van der Vaart out, sicut omnes, ut id facerem … Sed libet Psa habitant erit deficiebat.

Sicut multi lusores Defoe tempus eget mojo obtinet post opus abest. Sed revera trat in spe si calces’s positive inesse cras. Nec est ut mittatur game cerritulus offsides per.

E A mea custodiam etiam-list. I’m aeger taedio inconveniens. Hic Guido eius diei absoluta qualitate. Sed poenis et concedendo free FATUUS trat moris est supra iam per iocum. Ludus Dominico inquit, nos defendere adgressus optime sicut feceramus feria.

Right. Ut miseretur animas erit.

De sponsionibus supererit Gareth Bale sunt nostri ut Goalscorer First VI / I, ut quisquam Modders Goalscorer VI / I, si credis recte bookies et nos score primum gutta defuerunt qui est vincere XVII / II.

And English…

Mornin’

I’m struggling to recall a time when Chelsea were so ripe for the picking. Their form has nosedived and let’s hope that out lot ignore this and just go for the jugular. I’m pretty convince that if we could get two past this current bunch, they simply don’t have the usual Cheatski resolve to come back.

Van der Vaart is out, as are all the usual suspects… But I’d like to dwell on the chaps that will be running out.

Defoe like many players needs time to get his mojo working after an absence. But I really hope it kicks into gear if he’s to feature positively tomorrow.

Defoe like many players needs time to get his mojo working after an absence. But I really hope it kicks into gear if he’s to feature positively tomorrow. This isn’t a game to be thrown through daft offsides.

A&E is also on my watch-list.  I’m sick and tired of the inconsistency. This guy ‘on his day’ is absolute quality. But his conceding idiotic penalties and free kicks routine is beyond a joke now. On Sunday’s game he says, ‘ we have to defend very well and attack like we did on Tuesday.’

Right. And may God have mercy upon our souls then.

Bets of the day for me are Gareth Bale to be Our Frst Goalscorer 6/1, Modders as an Anytime Goalscorer 6/1 and if you believe the bookies are right and we will score first, a drop of that But Fail To Win is 17/2.


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  • Steveo1987 says:

    The other thing about the penalty. Why did Gomes get booked for that? It was just a poor challenge not worthy of a booking compared to some of the other stuff that went unpunished.

    • Desert Spur says:

      Totally agree – some of the late and rough challenges would have been punished had it been by another team. Also the amount of ‘blocking off’ incidents were quite astonishing. Perhaps sir Keith should take the FA job………….better than than C*nt David Dein

      • Astromesmo says:

        That dirty dog Cole dragging his studs right down the back of Windsor in the last 10 minutes was shocking and then Dean missed the Essien foul on Bale before their pen because he was the wrong end of the pitch. If he can’t keep up with play, he should be retired.

  • Astromesmo says:

    After donkey’s years of watching that lot saunter to 3 points at our place it’s good to see that 1-1 now feels disappointing, even for the players.

    VDV & T’Hudd in there would have ripped them a new one in the first half, so all things considered (the last 11 fit men standing) it’s a result.

    Gomes had a shocker & got himself out of jail but let’s not forget his run-in to the end of last season, where he bought us about 6 points. Until we can get someone better, let’s not buy for the sake of it. Agree that settled CB’s would help.

    CL last 16, in touch of top 4 at Xmas and players coming back from injury and a patched-up side getting a result against the oligarchs. Sort of gets an A- and a ‘Keep up the good work’ in my book.

  • Kojac says:

    we only had 1 corner and alot less possession

    good job super pav scored a nice goal

  • Steveo1987 says:

    Corners are for poofs………..

  • dermo says:

    8 points from arse away,pool home,brum away,chelski home,woulda took it no probs if offered it before that run.gomes was once again the stand out clown,any1 fancy foster instead?

    • Astromesmo says:

      Not sure on Foster… Never struck me with confidence. It would take silly money to prise Joe Hart away from Citeh, so Craig Gordon for me.

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