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5 Things I Learned From Watching ‘The Match’

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Christ on a bike that was horrible.

Of course trying to access a site that doesn’t work to comment upon how dreadful that was only served to compound matters. If we’d just beaten Manchester United at Old Trafford  4-0 who gives a hoot about being able to share the joy?

So in the midst of blunted scalpels and a sea of hacked up body parts here’s the autopsy.

1. I actually thought I’d turned into Dr Who and stepped out the Tardis in the 90’s. We were wet, weak and weary.

2. This isn’t scapegoating, but Sandro is yet another bloke that someone took a punt on at a couple of mill that hasn’t worked out. Harsh? Who cares, I’m not his mother. Buy cheap, buy twice.

3. Redknapp’s tactical nouse is about as sharp as your average Swingball player.

4. I don’t think Phil Dowd likes us. That said, he appears to me as if there are deep routed issues there, like his brother is schtupping his his wife.

5. Discovery brand wizzes allover Old El Paso. Their fahitas can only be described as fluffy and flavoursome. Their nachos come with a mysterious sachet of cheese sauce which I was too scared to investigate as to what was in it but I haven’t enjoyed nachos so much in ten years.

The rest of today’s blogs will consist of me weeping at names the ‘ITK’s’ throw into the hat/be cancelled due to lack of interest in battling a server made of Fromage Frais.

Oh yes and if you opened your living room window yesterday at about 6 o’clock you could just make out the distant sound of Italians laughing.

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10 comments

  • Kash says:

    First !!!! ( I know its not clever or funny but I need to know we are getting a top striker today !!!)

  • Ralphsie says:

    You don’t need 5 points to explain this defeat.
    The one and only reason was:

    DAWSON – What was he thinking?? First a terrible cross pass, then a horrible technical manouver and finally pulling the guys shirt!!! He was shocking!!

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      I think the blame dust could be sprinkled a little farther afield… there were a lot of headless chickens out there yesterday.

  • SPURSINCE82 says:

    End of the road on this particular journey for me,Rednapp has tried everything except variety, used up his 3wishes in Bale and cannot pick a team that offers it at both ends. No matter how shi* GDS has been, he has never been as inept and blunt as Crouch and Defoe wasn’t good enough in to play with Mido ffs. my loyalty is cannot will not change to the club, but we have literally been baled out this season….it was good while it lasted… COYS!

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      Minus Bale we looked League One out there. Oh, no we didn’t. We saw a League One team play this weekend and they gave City a run for their money :-(

  • sfreunfleg says:

    buy cheap buy twice is something could applied to a lot of our signings down the years

  • pedrowozwobbed says:

    I listened to the first 15 mins on the radio then had to attend a 75th birthday tea. The damage was already done and so when I heard the final score wasnt shocked.Didnt see (nor want to) any parts of the game….but….I got a bad vibe about wher our season is heading unless we get a world class player or two up front who dont give the opposition time to overrun our titchy midfield. Without Bale and VDV we are very ordinary and if the defence has a bad day (and by and large weve got v good players there) were fecked.

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