Early doors to start calling anything, but unless Levy does his Cat In The Hat trick ala the Van der Vaart transfer again then I see us staring into an abyss with Scott ‘Scotty’ Parker at the bottom of it.
£10M quid is the figure most guesstermaters appear to be going with. £10M quid for a relegation squad star. I’m dischuffed. I don’t rate him and I don’t buy into him.
He’s the sort of player that Arry understands and coos over. You can just picture him and Frank Lampard Snr cuddled up in the crisp East End air, car coat to car coat. Cooing.
Here’s a poll. Feel free to use it.