Scott Parker – Yes Or No Thanks Very Much

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Early doors to start calling anything, but unless Levy does his Cat In The Hat trick ala the Van der Vaart transfer again then I see us staring into an abyss with Scott ‘Scotty’ Parker at the bottom of it.

£10M quid is the figure most guesstermaters appear to be going with. £10M quid for a relegation squad star. I’m dischuffed. I don’t rate him and I don’t buy into him.

He’s the sort of player that Arry understands and coos over. You can just picture him and Frank Lampard Snr cuddled up in the crisp East End air, car coat to car coat. Cooing.

Here’s a poll. Feel free to use it.

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  • Dan says:

    I don’t care as long as I don’t wake up tomorrow and see we’ve signed another goose like that Derby striker we signed a few years back.

    I wish Harry would dip in his pockets and sign a decent RB. Just don’t rate Hutton, he worries me whenever he plays. Failing that I’d love to see Charlie back. I know he hasn’t got the pace but what he lacks in pace he makes up for with reading the game.

    Never mind about signing these new strikers, what is the point of Les and the other attacking coaches if they can’t get our current front line firing? What chance are they going to have with some multi-million pound pigeon English speaking striking mercenary? We are all waiting to see JD wake up and Pav show a bit of fire in his belly.



    This would be another player from a desperate club we have had one from Blackburn Wigan Everton and you say West Ham my heart bleeds. How can you trust them with what i no is going on Palacios was a one million pound player we paid 12 i warned all our fans he would slow up . Now Commoli has tried to sign our Carroll for 30 million it gets worse we need to sign Samba or Blackburn will be anothe Fulham and Bolton fiasco. COYS

  • AFelching says:

    Where is a Raziak when you need one

  • Fatfish says:

    Anelka anyone?

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      Ridiculous suggestion. He’s a proven Premiership goalscorer. He wouldn’t survive at The Lane. We like ’em half pissed or incompetent thank you very much.

  • jfdit says:

    drogba would be a better bet

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