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Andy Carroll Looks Like A Bin Man

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I just don’t see it and more to the point, if it did happen it would be a bad thing.

Spurs undoubtedly have a striker problem. Some might say, ‘when haven’t they?’ But Carroll to me simply doesn’t fit the bill. He’s Crounchinho with muscles, Barren Dent with brain. He’s an uberfit Mido. He’s the antiYid.

It’ll be Alan Pardew’s last act as the Toon manager when Carroll is sold, but why oh why are we linked with a guy who excelled in the Championship? We’re on our way now. Let’s please try and swerve players who look like bin men. I mean, look at that Raphael chap, he could model fur coats. The boy just oozes class.

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  • hoopspur says:

    I agree that Raphael is just shit. Hope Bale plays against him in 10 days time ; )

    Bring ’em on

  • Se7enDwarfs says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X96DeMz3mfY

    trott on guvnor … Carroll has more to his game than just being a big man …no suprise the North London Mackems can’t see it mind .. life in the shadows of Arsenal has done your eyes no favours.
    never forget … newcastle have finished in the Champions league places more times than Spurs, have been involved in title challenges and put spurs bait up at a canter more times than enough … by the way, how would you know what a bin man looks like? .. they just throw their rubbish on the floor down jellied eel land don’t they! .. bins are reserved for cats and asylum seekers arn’t they? Oi Oi Savaloy … up the apples mother Brown. sad southern mongrels . HAHAHA!

  • Se7enDwarfs says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJvM7ufWJdc&feature=related

    big time ..short memories.. North London Mackems.

  • MIP says:

    dean hogg dont forget we got youre two class players in waddle and gazza and u cudnt stop us,,,next is caroll,,,

  • mash says:

    Nope you are wrong. A striker like Carroll is what Spurs need most.

    Unlike our current wasteful strikers Carroll would score for fun with Bale/Lennon crossing and Luka/Rafa threading passes through.

    But don’t you worry because us signing Carroll is as likely as us changing our strip to red for the rest of the season. Barcodes want £20m and we are offering 50p and an orange. Not gonna happen.

    • El Loco says:

      50p and an orange would be less of an insult than Bentley Keane Krancjar (great player by the way) and a big bag of Harrys unpaid taxes. At least then we would know that you wer not serious. Harry is having a laugh at all of you mugs coz he knows he has no chance of levering Andy away, and it is all a major PR stunt.

      • mash says:

        Niko Kranjcar is a great player and when he finds a home will be as good as van der Vaart. The other two you can have for free though.

        We have the best attacking midfield in the Premiership but our strikers fluff their lines over and over. Scoring plenty with that kind of service would be a piece of piss for Carroll.

        Clubs rarely make official approaches like we have unless the player is clearly interested so it looks like Carroll is interested in the move and Harry is too. But like I said I doubt Ashley and Levy will ever see eye to eye regarding the fee which will probably kill the deal in the end.

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