Date: 3rd January 2011 at 11:06pm
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Blimey. Whaddaya mean doctored? This isn’t next door’s cat we’re talking about here.

Please some decorum.

Which is not a limited edition Christmas fragrance from Yardley, by the way. Probably. Oh look just press play.  I’m trying to watch end of The Big Fat Quiz thing and polish off some ice cold imported beer.

Vienna?!!