Rumors emerging this morning indicate that desperate Inland Revenue officers determined to restore the public purse mounted an unauthorised and audacious swoop on the Tottingham manager in Madrid just 48 hours ago.
Two unmarked men approached Redknapp outside the Vicente Calderon stadium, fell to their knees and started tugging at his trouser leg to distract him while four others rifled cash and luxurious trinklets from his pockets.
‘I’m walking round the outside of the stadium, it’s a fantastic atmosphere, there’s all little stalls there selling sweets, got some sweets, me and Kevin, and it was so packed. The next thing there’s two guys on their knees in front of me and I felt someone pull my overcoat.’
‘I thought ‘What’s that?’, and didn’t take any notice. The next thing there’s two guys on their knees in front of me and they’ve got my trousers and they keep doing this (tugging) with them, pulling them.
‘I didn’t know whether to knee him in the gob or write him a cheque.’
‘I was shocked. You can imagine. I hadn’t experienced anything like this since me and Sandra had that long weekend in Longleat.’
‘I’m going: ‘Let go of my trousers’, pushing them away. While I’m doing that they’re rifling my pockets, there were about six of them. And then they went.’
‘I went to put my hand in my pockets and realised what they’d done.They took everything. All my money, credit cards, everything really. They didn’t get my passport or me trumpet, so the show will go on!’
When asked what he was doing in Madrid Arry replied,’ We was just on a shop up for sweets. There’s been no contact I …err ..we, well no one has spoken to anyone. But obviously he’s a big talent and he’s told me he wants to come.’
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WE aren’t going to sign anybody this window are we. No one will pay Keane 65k a week, Redknapp won’t sell Crouch and we won’t buy anyone.
Oh God no.
not the 1st time a spurs manager has had his pockets robbed though is it? rebrov,postiga,bentley to name but three.just hope for arrys sake its tax deductable and therefore he can now explain where that money went?”i was robbed,you were robbed,its how the world goes round”just wont cut it when arry stands before the judge
Possible compromise on OS?
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bobbly wobbly – I like it!
quiclk quesiton
transfer window – is it an old-fashioned sash one, or a modern one you push open with little plastic handles?
its the modern one,the old window was hand made and worked well
I had a hand maid once and she worked very well indeed
Please be true, please be true, thank the good lord if this is true:
http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2011/01/22/2317989/tottenham-striker-peter-crouch-set-for-105m-switch-to-aston?
Plllllllllllllllleeeeeease be true…
It’s bollocks