It’s like a Tommy Cooper trick. That one where he attempts to pull the table cloth from beneath the laid table without the stuff on the table being disturbed. It could go either way. But you know the result will leave you smiling wryly and rolling your eyes.
Will Sir David’s tips on how to consistently hit 3MP’s coconut win us a goldfish in a bag? Can the sleeping midget gem that is the boy Defoe spring to life and show just the pace and rapier shot required to unlock Owen Coyle’s back four?
I dunno. What I do know is that Coyle has performed miracles at t’Reebok. Elmander for one is a player that has literally been ‘unchained’ under the new regime. That said, Bolton’s form has dipped of late and as for their away form – it is the worst in the Premiership. They’ve lost 5 out of their last 6.
Gout at The Lane has spread like wildfire. Very few have had the conviction to drink in moderation. So let us salute those still standing, ready to defend the Tottinghams, it’s heritage and ‘Dare To Fail’.
Spurs to go bonkers and win 3-0 is 12/1. 3Mp to score 2 or more is 15/2. VdV to score the first in a 2-0 win is my fave and beer bonanza at 20/1. Bet365 are matching any deposit up to £2oo nicker!
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