Morning,
The footballing world was shaken to it’s foundations this morning as Raphael van der Vaart revealed, ‘I have breakfast with Damian and Sylvie and then i go to Tottenhams trainings complex to train, because i really want to.’
I hope that this is innocent, boyish enthusiasm rather than ol’ Vdv wearing his sarkie pants.
The second is good stuff from the boy Hudd, ‘Hoping to train with the lads this week, then 2weeks (international break) to train hard and all going to plan shud be fully ok for wigan!’
One thing I couldn’t help but notice was the constant stream of begging request message from people to Cuddlestone. ‘Hey Tom, cud you tweet that it’s my Aunt Dolly’s 73rd bday and she is eating a chair for Comic Relief. We’ve all got cancer in out house it wud mean a lot m8!’
Elswhere, Azza Blud’s biatch Montana Manning tells us she is filming for Eastenders. Montana either has serious literacy issues or is on a drip feed of booze. If I had to guess what I probably opt for that rust coloured WKD gear. So once she’s mastered shouting, she should become a central character.
Azza’s Twitter account is frankly beyond parody. He’s following an unrelenting posse of chillin’ boyz and laydeez. Lowlights of which I would give special mention to Twitta Booty. These good people assure us that they are, The original Booty Hunter tweeting pics of the greatest booty’s from twitter and beyond! That’s a relief. I wouldn’t want to be working myself into a pink mist over any old bottom.
He’s also following RosaAcosta who I kid thee not describes herself as, Ballet Dancer,Massage therapist,Elbow Lover, Nippologist, Scar kisser, Shower Opera singer, Midget hunter and future chef. Where do you start? Midget hunter? Well that hunt’s clearly over love.
And the rest leads me to believe that there’s been a typo somewhere and it should be Rose@Costa.co.uk. …Two shugs, love.
Ladies Day today – all tips gratefully received :-D
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Harry, Twitter is an interesting tool for social networking and can actually get you closer to those that you admire, respect etc. I have had personal replies from several people that I admire, something that ordinarily would never happen.
It also shows you the unfortunate level of banality and pointlessness that resides in our world.
Anyway, please can you retweet this on your next three blogs as I’m eating a McDonalds for comic effect.
LOL pmsl xoxoxox rofl M8!!!!
*sound of a single round leaving a Luger*
Oh and I forgot to add that I can also totally ignore my adoring public when they tweet me.
Peanuts latest tweet. Work it out.
Busy chilling at home after a day off.
I wrote that on my Dole form for most of the 80s
I noticed that between giving “everyone” a winner and another winner I changed my name. Normal service has resumed.
Anyway, Harry, where’s my drink? :freu Something tells me I’m going to hear a sob story about “not getting on”. :whistle:
Harry’s horse didn’t win in the last race at Cheltenham. Not in the 1st four.
Not in the 1st seventeen :lol:
Give us a winner tomorrow ( preferably before the race has started ) and we will all cry ” All hail MysteriousStranger ” when your words of wisdom appear.
Should you fail to deliver, you will be subject to a gypsy curse and from now on, be known only as “the gooner”.
Much Love
Bless. a 5-1 winner and a 16-1 winner, each advised (for free) at least 30 minsutes before the race (and where bigger prices were available) and now you want more, with conditions?!
The promise of being hexed for failing to deliver winners is tempting, but I think I’ll be keeping schtum instead. :freu
I’ll be in stealth mode from here on in :ninja: :winke:
*minutes, even.