Good afternoon listeners.
Today’s foray into the often light, occasionally dark world of caption competitions comes courtesy of THFC’s official Twitter account Twit Pics.
Today’s prize is Tower Bridge. Surely there cannot be a swankier way of negotiating the River Thames than this prize. It’s prime piece of history which comes complete with a certificate of ownership, some keys and a branded lanyard plus ‘Bridge Owner’ ID card.
The winner of the last caption competition was a Mr B Oddie of Hamstead.
oops ive shat my pants.knew i shouldnt have had the lasagne
lads;hes f*ckin shat hiself
Oh my god…it’s a football. What do we do now ?
Exclusive. ‘Arry takes action. Spurs install extra large goals for non firing strikers. “Yeah, well, Harry said said I couldn’t score in a brothel so it’s a great help” said the lanky git. ( All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.)
too much wanking makes you go blind oh and your hand falls off.send me the bridge by monday,iv’e got a moat round my house and an empty fridge