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King Kenny’s rejuvenated Liverpool have of late become my second team. A sound job on Citeh and a their performance against Arsenal demonstrated the sort of determination to win that any team would be proud to adopt.

The highlight of the game was the last few minutes. Part time Arsenal striker Robin Van Persie celebrated scoring by revealing the sort of vest you’d normally expect to see being worn by blokes in a gaff that had mirrors over the urinals.

It looked as if Liverpool’s fate was sealed. But Liverpool hadn’t read the script. Dalglish’s lot ploughed onwards and as time fell away second by second a free kick was awarded.

The Suarez belted it and the ricochet resulted in a two man school playground ‘Pile on!’ featuring Lucas and Eboue. Penalty. As nailed on as you’re ever likely to see.

Arsenal and in particular Arshavin aka ‘The Kid With The Missing Chromosone’  wrestled for several minutes with the seemingly alien concept of ’10 feet away from the ball’.

The Suarez belted it and the ricochet resulted in a two man school playground ‘Pile on!’ featuring Lucas and Eboue. Penalty. As nailed on as you’re ever likely to see.

Kuyt scored. The whistle blew and then we all got a treat. Technical area footage of Arsene and and Kenny experiencing two very different sets emotions. And Kenny told Arsene to pee off.

What should have Kenny said to Arsene?

How could we resist and thank you to Citizen Felching for the nudge. Best one liner wins a pocket book of your choice Spurs, Liverpool, or indeed Arsenal!

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27 comments

  • bruce castle says:

    He should have said nothing and given Wenger a head butt followed by a knee in the bollocks, the Glasgow way.

  • anteater says:

    You didn’t see the incident, as usual? Get yourself some specs.

  • ROGER COOK says:

    dont you dare do an impression of jesus at easter,but i do hope you get crucified against spurs.

  • AS says:

    Will ye sell us Cesc?
    No but Theo is available.
    Away to hell with yous!

  • Beadle says:

    Call that an impression of a seagull? That’s rubbish!

    What is it with you sulky Frenchmen and seagulls anyway?

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