Date: 18th April 2011 at 2:00pm
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King Kenny’s rejuvenated have of late become my second team. A sound job on Citeh and a their performance against demonstrated the sort of determination to win that any team would be proud to adopt.

The highlight of the game was the last few minutes. Part time Arsenal striker Robin Van Persie celebrated scoring by revealing the sort of vest you’d normally expect to see being worn by blokes in a gaff that had mirrors over the urinals.

It looked as if Liverpool’s fate was sealed. But Liverpool hadn’t read the script. Dalglish’s lot ploughed onwards and as time fell away second by second a free kick was awarded.

The Suarez belted it and the ricochet resulted in a two man school playground ‘Pile on!’ featuring Lucas and Eboue. Penalty. As nailed on as you’re ever likely to see.

Arsenal and in particular Arshavin aka ‘The Kid With The Missing Chromosone’  wrestled for several minutes with the seemingly alien concept of ’10 feet away from the ball’.

The Suarez belted it and the ricochet resulted in a two man school playground ‘Pile on!’ featuring Lucas and Eboue. Penalty. As nailed on as you’re ever likely to see.

Kuyt scored. The whistle blew and then we all got a treat. Technical area footage of Arsene and and Kenny experiencing two very different sets emotions. And Kenny told Arsene to pee off.

What should have Kenny said to Arsene?

How could we resist and thank you to Citizen Felching for the nudge. Best one liner wins a pocket book of your choice Spurs, Liverpool, or indeed Arsenal!