Morning.
The PG Tips chimpanzees, once cultural icons, then tragic victims to some crazed form of political correctness have found themselves reinvented for the 21st century. The Daily Mail can only be applauded for taking on Geoff, Kevin, Shirley and Mr. Shifter as writers for their Sports Desk.
Tottingham are apparently bracing themselves for a £20M bid from Manchester Yanited for Modders. Reminds me of that old David Lee Roth line where he asks a hooker, ‘How much?’ She says, ‘$60’. He replies, ‘Honey, for $60, you don’t even get to look at it…’
To occupy the grey matter of those not clutching rosary beads at the thought of the little man having his head turned by this monkey manufactured megabid, here’s 3 Without A Face for you to solve. Prize for the first reader to correctly guess all 3 is a Big Ben. This London landmark comes complete with Title Deeds, an Underground map and a big winding key.
Christ, this piss about Modders has been muted all season. I could believe he has a “trigger” price in his contract.
I honestly believe Modric is as good as Fabregas and he will go to Barcelona for a reputed 40 mill.
If Manu want our best player 40 million would do it for me…but not a penny less.
ohh sorry Chimbonda, Anderton and Bently I think….
Moe, Larry and Curly
Martin Jol
Tim Sherwood
Tony Parkes
The answer before bedtime.
Hon. mention for ODM who wins a fortnights worth of Meals On Wheels vouchers.