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Sirs,

This morning my house maid Mitzy Dupree happened to read me an interview with an employee of yours, one Luka Modric which appeared on the website Jutarnji.hr.  I nearly fell of my polo pony.

“..if a club comes an offer that will satisfy the club and me, then the transfer is possible.”

Whilst I appreciate you cannot entirely control what these characters say and do, might I suggest you take immediate steps to knock this one on the head. Perhaps explaining to the player that he is a prized asset and as far as you are concerned it is unimaginable that an offer could possibly ‘satisfy’ either the club or the player. That you are prepared to do all that you a conceivably able to do in order to retain his services.

Additionally it might be a superb opportunity to also assure supporters that is the case and Hands Off Fergie!

Your man in the trenches bayonet fixed,

The Boy Hotspur.

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  • Bruxie says:

    This is where Mr. Levy will earn his salt.

    Or his ridicule.

    • Mark says:

      100% agree Bruxie.

    • TMWNN says:

      He’ll probably earn in the region of £40m.

    • Anthony In That Number says:

      Agree he needs to simply say NO. He needs to keep saying… None of our top players are for sale. We MUST keep our best players and add perhaps 3/4 new faces , get rid of the obvious dead wood and we are very close to making a serious Prem challenge. DL MUST put both feet firmly down and simply not budge. If ManUre really want him, Bale or DVD then we must resist.
      I really do fear however that if ManUre came in with say £30million plus Berbatov for Modders would DL and the Board really say no. I hope they do BUT!!!!!???

  • Marts2smooth says:

    fuck shit bollox shit..

    I hope this doesnt happen, other we’ll have to use Jenas as a replacement!

  • Mr_Spiggott says:

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    For spurs the transfer window is like a very clean pair of patio doors…..

    Once we’ve walked into it we all find it a bit amusing but once no-one’s looking we’ll well up and crawl into a corner feeling the pain and embarassment.

    • wilboid says:

      No need to cry mate, it was only a pair of patio doors. And it’s only a game anyway, innit?

  • astromesmo says:

    One possible way to convince the club of the earnestness of opinion is possibly some form of boycott of new product i.e. Kit & the like… Negating a chunk of the profit that could be plundered from the boy Luca’s sale?

    Levy is his cohorts watch the web and I’m sure our new kit partners would be none too chuffed to know they were walking into a sales shitfest. Maybe something targeted at say Investec & Autonomy as well on the internet could be fun?

    I’m with you on the fixed bayonets, how about we all say we’ve had enough and fancy a bit of up & over the top at ol’ red nose?

  • George says:

    I have asked 2 of the online bookies spouting this to give me odds on Modric staying, neither will give me any.

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