Word just in from one of the most revered windscreen washers on the North Circular…
We have been back in for Adebayor. The suggestion is that both Manchester City and the player are prepared to talk. Which is huge improvement on previous endeavors. Which were about as successful as Amstrad’s vertical record player. Don’t laugh I owned one.
The hurdles? Oooh nothing much. Adebayor would need to take a wage cut, Mancini would seriously need to nail a replacement for Tevez and we’d need to seriously deal with the racist bigots in our number are so funny they could get work as extras in a film about Chelsea Football Club.
If this happens which of his famous moves would you like to see replicated, the “Van Persie Stomp” or the “Run & Slide”?
He would score a hat full, he might piss a few of our players off, but he’d score a hat full. Can’t see him taking that big a pay cut though.
He is a bit of an enigma. Sure he’s strong and knows where the net is but sometimes his brain seems to leave the building.
He’s a gamble, but maybe one worth taking.
Have we come to this? Adebayor? Poxy Adebayor?
This is a man who has made a career off one good season with those who shall not be named. Just check the stats on wikiwhatsit if you don’t believe me.
People, be careful what you wish for…
Not for me…..