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11 O’Clocker: Mark Hughes

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Oh my days and good evening my dears. Is she or isn’t she?

Tonight the specter of Mark Hughes looms above White Hart Lane. This isn’t ITK as such but pin back yer eyelids and I’ll tell you what’s on offer.

I was told a solicitor in Cobham was convinced that our beloved Arry had just finalized the appropriate paper work in relation to a move to Second Hand Fridge. That was this morning.

Naturally I viewed this as  suspect. Not because of the source – he’s 100% kosher – but because it fits in with that whole red top back page made it up bit. You know what I mean.

But then the Villa have come out and said, ‘No thanks’ to Sparky Marky Hughesy.  Sparky Marky Hughesy has ‘brushed off a move to the Villa himself.

Why would he quit Fulham? Did Chairman Mo show him something inappropriate in the boardroom bogs?

BIOYC!

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  • Brycie says:

    Rijkaard to Cheatski and HR Will stay at least until Flabio pisses off after the Euros provided he stays out a jail!!

  • Sid Trotter says:

    I believe Hughes will fly. He didnt take the villa job and gave up the fulham because he is on britain’s got talent and can juggle pancakes with a budgie on his shoulder. Not many EPL managers can do that!

  • rich g says:

    Why do you cock jockeys put 1st? etc, are u fecking retarded

    • Sid Trotter says:

      Fool boy. I don’t suppose you have come first at anything – not even remedial studies -hence your envy. And we can spell without using text messaging language. Back to school for you once half term is over

      • rich g says:

        text message language? sorry for the “u”, you cnut, i thought this was a football forum, not a post first , or a english grammer site, go and feck yourself, you stupid cnut

        • Sid Trotter says:

          yes, this is a football forum but we do have high standards so I’mnot sure how you got in – now can I have fries with that you muppet

    • stuart says:

      well said that man.

  • jfdit says:

    Sorry to piss on everyones bonfire HH but I decided to find out whether there was any truth in these silly rumours

    the answer is no unless the russian has kidnapped ‘arry whilst he’s on holiday.

    I’ve been politely informed that they are most probably a gambit to get levy to give ‘arry a bit more dough to spend both in the transfer market and for sandra’s shoe collection

    So there you are – politely informed ;-)

    Have we signed a fucking striker yet?

    • Disco Darren says:

      No, just an old goal keeper who couldn’t save money so I’ve heard.

      • jfdit says:

        I think friedel is an ok signing, he’s got a couple of years left in him and is a top keeper. Gomes will either buck his ideas up or leave, we just can’t keep giving goals away like he did last season.

        I think gomes will be gone myself, he’s appears to be a fragile character and friedel’s arrival will either galvanise him or break him. More likely the latter which is a shame as when he’s on top form he’s one of the best I’ve seen. :-(

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