The Daily Star are running with Defoe to Arsenal piece this morning. Dear Daily Star, if you are going to make something up, at least have a go at making it interesting.
‘Teenage night club hostess, Linda Tightbliss (pictured) met the Premier League star at her place of work West End hot spot Barbillus at 3am last night. ‘I knew who he was cos I’d seen him being flagged offside all the time on the telly. He was a real gent at first, buying everyone drinks and asking me if I wanted a bag of crisps. I was flattered by the attention.’
But then Linda’s dream encounter took a sinister turn.
‘He was telling me about all his mates at The Lane and how none of them lived with their mums anymore and they all had diamonds. It seemed like a fairytale. Then he suggested we went back to mine to watch a Jimmy Greaves DVD. I had no idea that this charming little man was really just after my white goods.’
‘I wasn’t raised to be indiscreet so I’ll leave what went on in my Ilford love nest to your imaginations. But in the morning I fell off cloud nine with a bump. I awoke to find my man missing (just like on the telly) and when I went downstairs my fridge was gone!’
I refused to report the matter to the authorities as they won’t pay for my story. I am now on my way to Cash Converters with my agent, but I feelĀ now I was naive to let him in.’
Harry Hotspur would just like to emphasis to Mr Defoe’s legal team that this made up tale is made up and that any potential lady friends of their client would always have their white goods treated in a most respectful manner.
Bent to the rescue! oops no……….Sandra!!??
parker doesn’t look up to the job to me but i never thought he did,big tom should be playing there
wilshere is a fine player you’re nuts if you think otherwise,personally i prefer lennon and johnson to walcott and downing but really capello can go i don’t see the point in him hanging around,terrible result for the group,harry may be up quicker than we think for the england job
bent could have saved fabio from the bad press but missed two proper chances when it matters,go ffigure
Wilshire has great potential, shame he’s a bit of a tosser. As for the rest. Worst England bunch I can remember. Not much talent out there.
A bit?
Pav’s goals ……… http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/russia-armenia-euro-2012-qualifier-june-2011-10270094/
Cheers Steve http://harry-hotspur.com/2011/06/the-answer-to-spurs-striker-crisis-is-revealed/
cheers for the link, 2 volleys welltaken, best bet is to leave him on the bench and start with crouch
three from pav and a brace from keane so far. who’d have thunk it
Always surprised about JD and his love for Spurs. His hero was Ian Wright?? Always missed sitters in North London derbys. Coincidense or double agent. You decide.