Afternoon.
I see the earth appears to still be gently spinning and no reports of ships sailing of the edge of the world into dragon’s mouths.
But should we lose any star players this summer, it’ll not be a embarrassing as the new name across our shirt. Aurasma.
Who actually ok’s stuff like this? If you’re forced to give some foot powder pharmaceutical a brand name rather than have it known Monotricetylene Chloride than ‘Monoped’ probably isn’t going to damage sales.
But ‘Aurasma’. Is this what their Ideas Board looked like after consuming several pints of mescal?
Here’s from their official site.
Aurasma is a radical piece of technology that represents the future of how we use our mobile devices by bringing the physical and virtual worlds together for the first time.
Available on smartphones, the app was created out of technology that is capable of recognizing images, symbols and objects in the real world and understanding them. It can then deliver relevant content in real time, including videos, animations, audio or webpages.
Using the smartphone’s camera, GPS, Bluetooth, WiFi internet and its position, acceleration and direction, the technology combines image recognition and a conceptual understanding of the 3D world to recognize objects and images and seamlessly merge augmented reality actions into the scene. Without the need for barcodes or tags, the app is able to see its surrounding environment and make it fully interactive.
I like phones with big buttons. Preferably marked ‘A’ and ‘B’.
H.H.mate! Me! fresh meat?? nah more like a good Jerky, I’ve been here Manc bluemoons ago well about in the !st millennia of HH blogs.Always read but rarely said. Noticed some of the originals have Modriched.
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That interview hung over my weekend like a cloud of putrid gas. But hey, look, blue skies ahead…
Luka Modric is expected to backtrack on an interview he gave over the weekend in which he intimated he wanted to join Chelsea, by issuing a statement this week in which he will attempt to rebuild the damage done to his relationship with both his club, Tottenham Hotspur, and their chairman, Daniel Levy.
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/modric-changes-tack-after-spurs-stand-firm-over-chelsea-interest-2299988.html
This site really does annoy me. I go on News now to see if there are any latest rumours regarding my beloved Spurs and I always come across a headline that seems interesting, so I click it to read more and all I end up reading is someone’s ill informed biased opinions. The majority of articles I’ve read here has lead to me to try and make a time travelling device so I can go back and get the 5 minutes I’ve wasted back. If you want to get hits on here, without creating a headline that is a lie (where is the so called leak your headline speaks off?) then actually write something that is informative and not something that is either a biased opinion or collated research.
Until then I’m going to make sure I avoid any links with the words harry hotspur
I see you enjoy rumours more than biased ill informed articles that you can contribute to with your own biased ill informed arguments, coys
Alex, I would suggest asking for your money back. You have clearly been wronged, so wronged that taking a few minutes to write out and post about the wrong done to you is a perfect reasonable step. :angel:
Can someone tell me the difference between a rumour and a biased ill informed rumour? :blink:
Alex, if you do have an success with the time traveling device, you might try going to the time that mischievous surgeon swapped your brain and your anus around.
Attaboy HH.That was so funny it was aurasmic. :-D
20th June 2011
Invoice:
To: H. Hotspur
c/o Hotteringspur Towers,
Tottingham.
For: 1 Computer Monitor covered in coffee & cotton swabs for my nostrils after being filled with boiling hot liquid first thing in the morning.
Early payment discounts available. Time machines welcome.
I have instantly this morning submitted a Technicolour facsimile of your original in a photostatic form to my accountants; Knievel, Knievel, Knievel & Sons. I would expect the matter to be settled in a matter of years.
I’d like a time travelling device to take me to 2012/13 with no Redknapp at Spurs. :winke:
Surely this isnt the OS for Citeh??
Surely they have enough money to employ a press officer who can spell?
http://www.mcfc.co.uk/News/Team-news/June/Rumour-mill-Sanchez-and-Modric-lead-way
I think he’d definitely been to the Grauniad school of spellcheck. Interesting approach though which just shows what utter bollocks the media & bedroom ITK’s are peddling these days in the name of making money off the internet.
…Not this esteemed site of course, HH keeps his powder dry for absolute certainties – Those sanctioned and approved by the THFC board and even then, only after the photo call with the player holding his newly numbered shirt *ahem*
Anyway, I only read this page for the interesting articles and don’t look at the dirty pictures at all.