Good morning.
Girlfriend in a coma? Sadly not, but my football club appears unwakeable. Now even Ars5na1, the world’s most reluctant transfer market participants have begun spending with their CEO threatening, ‘there’s plenty more where that came from, girls!’ What we have is Steven Peanut Tweeting…
‘Watch out tomorrow for my big announcement!’
So that’s today’s competition. What will be Stevie P’s ‘big announcement’? The winning guess at his impending Tweet will need to be as vicious as it is funny, I know that much.
First prize is TV Dragon, Deborah Meaden. Debs is completely house trained and emits the phrases, ‘Let me tell you where I am,’ and ”I’ve heard enough!’ at random. Ms Meaden comes with washable hair, a half case of Neuf da Pape, an emergency stash of HRT and a wardrobe made by the same people that did Judy Finnegan.
He is going to annouces that actually…
Allan Sugar is a Druken Nazi Prostitute who was found sneaking out of the back exit of Max Mosely world famous party but that this was covered up by News of the World as ‘Sugar Girl’ as he is known is carrying Rupert Murdoch’s baby.
– Or maybe not. (Sorry Sir Al)
Can I call him that?
Better than Big Gay Al anyway. :P
Love the t shirt, might treat myself to one! I’ve been in stiches at some of the comments especially the Jenas comparisons!
Does this mean we can have a ‘We like Puss in Boots’ T shirt now?
Whatever floats your boat, babe.
Pina Colada – I love it :-D
Its official – the big announcement:
SP has been told he will be the Captain of Spurs next season – the Reserves Team!