Date: 19th July 2011 at 8:49pm
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Good evening.

In Africa Screams, Abbott & Costello search for diamonds in Africa, along the way meeting a visually-impaired Stooge, hungry lions, not to mention the locals… Funny how life imitates art, as David Cameron is played perfectly by Shemp Howard who met up with the Spurs boys in Pretoria when he could have been in London overseeing a Commons Select Committee.

Diamonds are evidently in extremely short supply but if you’re looking for hungry lions Van der Vaart & the boy Bale fit the bill perfectly. The fire and the focus in these two is a pleasure to watch.

But elsewhere we look every inch like a mob with issues.

Someone needs to find Arry one of those heat machines they have at the Mega Store so the numbers on the backs of some of our shirts can have pound signs put in front of them.