Good afternoon fight fans.
After this morning’s fiasco courtesy of The Sun’s brain surgeons PAUL JIGGINS and MARK IRWIN it must be a great idea for any Spurs fans with a spare 20 seconds or so to share their contempt with the people that employ these two plinths.
Mr Jiggins was on talkSPORT this morning talking to Chubby Cundy and Andy Goldstein. That was an aural experience. Still at home after 10am when he took the call as that is where he is to be found when he’s not and I quote….’‘Grabbing great scoops!’
Mmmn. On the strength of today Mr Jiggins, your idea of a great scoop is something still steaming, fresh from Fido’s bottom.
What sucks is not just that your information was 100% wrong but the impact was so significant that you shouldn’t be employed as a someone writing this type of stuff as you clearly have no awareness. No understanding.
Like your greasy now unemployed/about to jailed/about to jailed again colleagues at The News Of The Screws you saw sales as being far more important than the truth.
We all get it wrong. I have occasionally run a story that we are signing a player *Benzema*COUGH*Benzema*COUGH COUGH* who doesn’t sign, but unlike your Dawson tale the only casualty of a player not signing is …my own credibility.
In this instance the casualties of your tripe were Michael Dawson’s integrity and the integrity of the THFC Board. Your article today was a big claim. You cannot make big claims without truly believing that your information is golden. From the horse’s mouth.
Not it’s bottom.
In your chat with Chubby Cundy you clearly thought you were the business. “Daniel Levy could find himself in a hell of a lot of trouble.” You said.
“Reap the whirlwind, you ginger clown.” I say.
Step 1. C&P the text below:
FAO: Dominic Mohan, Editor The Sun.
Paul Jiggins is a brain dead slug, please fire him.
Yours sincerely,
Another customer lost to you and your advertisers.
Step 2:
You need to send it to to custserv@the-sun.co.uk
BIOYC!
I’ve just laid a captains log in a padded envelope, has anybody got the Suns address
I just logged a huge richard laughing at your comment!!! Fuck me, i’m send mine by Cargo!!! It’s bigger than Levy’s bollocks!!!
I can just image the Editor opening a pack then saying
‘Oi Jiggins, someone’s sent us a pile of kack!’
‘Sorry boss, but I started it’
Oi Jiggins, whats all this Jiggins about? Someone has sent me an envelope full of steamy Jiggens, for Jiggens sake.
The only way is to have the journalists suspended in some way.
Have the papers banned.
Start with a complaint to the press council and then get a footballer or team to sue the paper and journalists
Alternatively find out who is starting the rumors and have them banned for tapping up
Good luck – http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1467073/How-I-took-on-The-Sun-and-lost.html
The best prospect for a successful complaint is one from shareholders supported by The City, somehow based on share value being affected.
“180!” :ninja:
FAO: Dominic Mohan, Editor The Sun.
Paul Jiggins is a brain dead slug, please fire him.
His lack of commitment and effort that went into finding a story with any thread of truth. Meant that my breakfast went down the wrong hole.. I nearly died!
Talk of Michael Dawson leaving THFC is not just a story with no meaning. It carries with it a weight of emotion that his journalism lacks. If you want a well written story based on facts and filled with emotion give me a call sometime.
Yours sincerely,
Paul Burnsy Burns
Wankers
Yep that one works, the Jiggins diect one doesn’t.
Oh yes it does
Sorry HH. I’ve embellished your masterpiece
“Paul Jiggins shames brain dead slugs, please fire him.”
But it didn’t bounce. I got a nice auto-ack offering me a £9.50 holiday. Result!