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‘We Are N17’ Have Disbanded

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Good evening, fight fans.

Clarity, common sense and a sense of good will. Never ever achieved any of those goals myself you understand, but I’m passionate about these ideals being pursued. This evening’s blogs are a Win/Win for everyone. Or your price of admission refunded in full.

You are the most important factors in this whole NDP process. After all, you support. You live, you love, you make this football club work.

This whole stadium business has got messy. That was inevitable of course. Factions were bound to appear. The good news is We Are N17 have disbanded.

I received confirmation via a house brick through my caravanette office window earlier this afternoon. The note attached to the brick read:

” We the brick hurlers [outside your gaff] hereby wish to formerly announce that we hate you HH. We hate your mate Levy, we hate all the players, we hate fans that don’t live in N17, we hate the fans who claim to be anyway as ‘true’ or ‘real’ as we are. Chancers.

We hate the very idea that common sense might prevail. We hate the idea of  cogent thought. Our sole ambition is to hate, occasionally pausing to sneer.

That said, even people as crazily belligerent and half witted as us know when the jig is finally up. In light of the utter contempt we have engendered from in the bulk of intelligent supporters who bathe regularly and are not clinically obese we have decided to roll up our bed sheet and naff off. Permanently.

We would appreciate it if you could make it public that we have at last jacked it in and no longer wish to exist as a Luddite gang of unelected bullies spouting unhelpful bile.”

So that’s that. I have another announcement a little later but that sets the scene perfectly.

More soon.



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41 comments

  • essexian76 says:

    Good-bye to ‘bedsheets and gloompricks’ sadly missed, alright that’s a lie

  • calebray says:

    its always going to end badly when the people who say they are representing you have no common sense and dont understand what you need.

    we are n17 didnt speak for me and i dare say everybody else on here, now for measured and intellectual debate between genuine supporters (see what i did then) and the club. An effective solution will be reached quickly and efficiently with the right mouth piece. I vote sidley trotter.

    • calebray says:

      or failing that a platform for us all to discuss in the right manner with sensible ideas based on up to the minute facts.

      If in some way it could be linked to the supporters trust or the club itself, in order to at least have our feelings and expectations aired and appraised….

      How could we do that boys and girls…….

  • nicktheyid says:

    have they disbanded or just moved?

  • gilbo says:

    Soulman Coolbilly? Sounds good prospect, but what exactly are the criteria to be described as the new Drogba?

    He’s 172cm. I’m taller than that, and I don’t feel tall.

    • Steveo1987 says:

      After every goal he celebrates like he’s won the world cup on his own.

      • david says:

        He’s 5′ 7 & a half inches in old money.
        But he has the new Drogba tag because he plays in boots with 8″ heels.

        • seppoyiddo says:

          Stilettos or platforms? Signed young enough to set a record for our longest out on loan player.

        • david says:

          Stiletto’s mate. Only problem is the last time he played in them on a muddy pitch he got stuck and had to be lifted off by a crane.

  • smoggiespurs says:

    fair play to the club for bringing in a good young prospect, planning for the future is something to be commended. Now lets add to that with a couple of players who can benefit us right now

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