The footballing world was spun off it’s axis and said to have ‘done itself an injury’ this afternoon as the news emerged that Tottingham Hotspur still hadn’t signed anyone since the last time the F5 button was lovingly plunged inward.
Nobody in the Premiership has ever been linked with quite so many strikers since the Barristers representing Ashley Cole and John Terry had a quick tot up.
Who’s coming in? Apparently Leandro is done. Dusted, packed and waiting for his horse drawn carriage to whisk him off to the airport. My view is that he isn’t done, there’s no one else interested in him and we’re waiting as ever for some poor bar steward to take on our current super stars off our hands.
So who’s leaving? An insane tale doing the rounds yesterday was that some Russian firm were in for Pav. If you listen to the voices of dissent on your average football forum, getting £13m for our best out and out striker is a result and only girls and nancy boys sing his name in the stadium. This blog will be experiencing some downtime shortly, as I get the domain and the sign changed to Hilda Hotpants.
Defoe and Azza are playing an interesting and indeed dangerous game. Via their agents (of course, do you really think most journalists have to ever actually make stuff up?) we get thinly veiled threats of move to the French and the Scousers respectively.
I’d love us to have a ballsy manager again, wouldn’t you?. A Billy Nick or a Cloughie. “I understand you wish to play football in Liverpool, young man? Well enclosed with your cards you will find a standard class rail ticket to Lime Street.” On these guys who threaten, but rarely really deliver we ought simply call their bluff.
Modders was not only declared to be wanting out, but rumoured as beginning to get a bit antsy. Antsy in his Croatian panties. This too I put down to his agent and of course Cheatski who would love to be a sophisticated as Sluralix at tapping people up but are too dumb to even manage that. We will have to see if their manager for this forthcoming season wants to start really making a proper bid.
Spurs fans aren’t the worst in the world but we are constantly on the lookout for a new Messiah. Life Of Brian isn’t that half of it. ‘Rossi? Oh he’s the absolutes Terrier’s Testicles, I should know. I’ve followed a few!’
So what becomes of the broken hearted? Not my words friends, but those of Mr Jimmy Ruffin. They appear to hit the F5 button a fair bit.And that simply isn’t fair. Why don’t we have a strategy?
THFC stated in their recent meeting with the Supporters Trust that this last minute transfer window fiasco/frenzy wasn’t how it looked. They were actually focused upon concluding their business sooner rather than later.
Levy & Co need to convert these admirable thoughts into deeds and get on with it. We knew this situation was looming. Preparation, preparation, preparation. We must know what we might realistically get for some of the chancers on our books and so we must sell.
Begbie for example. Word was that Steve Bruce wanted him, but not at our price. Classic example. Sell. Cut and run. Jenas? Some cad must be half interested in him. Sell. Cut and run. Keane? Ditto. If either of those two midgets mentioned previously aren’t 100% committed like Van der Vaart is, ship’em out. The only men worth fighting for are the men prepared to fight for us.
NDP appears to be somewhat of a naffing diabolical struggle but we might just get there. We need to get back into the Champions League and pronto. In a nutshell this inertia is killing us and we need some action.
BIOYC!
Torres 50 million Dzeko 27 million Peanut 8 million Dj Campbell 200 pound the last two scored more goals so what you need to do is ask why Defoe Keane Pav Crouch struggled to score . Three reasons Harry rotation to play a van the missing Missile passer and his glass back the swede Bale Mods apendix Defoe separated from his giant Pav unloved by his master and Kolo juice all conspired to make our boys fire blanks. The big gamble is this if iam right these lads will all come good this season if we sell them and i was wrong we will be okay the verdict is i no iam right and i hope on the 31 we have the same team without Pav gone to Vodka club Palacios and Ohara are the only players gone with Walker Rose Bostock Parret Townsend with Leandro Bongani Friedl the only added players and i promise we will be back in the champs at Wembley and Chelsea Utd and City will be kicked out fro rule violations
I love you davspurs
every time I read your posts I think I’ve taken acid (again)
fucking mental
HH,
have to agree with the sentiments of your rambling, we’re waiting around like the bukkate survivors for the top 4’s cast offs again. Lord felch will like that analogy!
please lord get us some owners with bollox, we’ll never sell our deadwoood for what levy (over) paid for them, so man up and take the hit and move on FFS. This court appeal over the white elephant stadium is more nonsense we could do without – the vote was 14-0 against – what part of getting our arse kicked didn’t levy get?
am I really the only one round here that thinks Levy’s starting to look a bit of a cunt?
Yes
high court action or focus on getting new striker?
go figure?
we lost the race for that thing badly & sadly, so what if levy was promised it by the mayor, he lied and we fell for it dutch auction stylee. Accept it & move on.
No
Bitch
Businesses are capable of dealing with more than 1 thing at a time, the transfer window for Italy, Pain, France and Germany only opened yesterday so we haven’t been able to sign anybody from these countries anyway.
What happens when we make a signing, you all get bored twiddling your thumbs and demand more signings. All that matters is the situation when the season starts not the situation day by day.
In the words from Lock Stock “Chill Winston.”
nothing wrong at all with davspurs. its just that his brain works faster than his fingers
Must be the Ephedrine he’s necking…(Ed: Sorry Davs, couldn’t resist a cheap jibe !)
Lennon to pool rumours have been going around for a while round the club so I won’t be surprised to see that deal happen, n’sommnia would be a better prospect IMO – a little more end product I think
Agree (as I alluded to below), except N’Zogbia’ll likely get a better offer elsewhere, with a CL team!
Something I forgot to add of course, would be the probable and wholly predicatable addition of David Beckham, to fill Azza’s shoes. :blush:
* predictable :cop:
Tedious isn’t it? From being linked to these big names we aren’t likely to get, we also get linked to the likes of Upson? Jesus.
Whether it’s down to Harry’s court case, Levy’s tight hand on the purse, and/or players dissenting, This looks like being a long and ultimately disappointing window.
Obviously the Anglo-Mexican, if it’s confirmed we’ve secured his services, is a project. Leandro Damiao will be the highlight, assuming that deal is going through. Other than that we’ll sign some free/cheap/average players (like Pienaar, Friedel were), like Upson – a poor man’s Woody with his own brand of injury baggage, Joe Cole etc.
We’ll attempt to rid ourselves of the deadwood, some of whom will hang around like a bad smell and prove themselves unsellable/unwanted (*****/Keane?). We’ll probably sell the likes of Lennon because the offer will be deemed too good to refuse.
Players like Crouch will be kept. :cwy:
Loan deals out will be struck again.
Modders will look at the lack of ambition and eventually decide for once and for all enough’s enough, leaving us scratching around for scraps in late August, which is standard practice for us.
I say the above assuming Harry stays. Can’t help feeling pessimistic, with Twitchy at the helm. :whistle:
You ungrateful git. You’ve never had it so good. :-p
fuck off mate!!,.. the ‘mysterious stranger’ is absolutely right!!..and also so are u,.. we havent ever had it so good,,.BUT!!!…..
ABSOLUTELY POOR SQUAD ROTATION!!!.. and too much bullshit confusing/contradictory/undermining crap coming out the managers mouth ruined what should have been an even better year than last….Ive had enough of mid table.. Under Levy we have built a fantastic squad..it is massively disappointing to see us miss out on top 4..
I was being sarcastic, but never mind.
the thing is, as inept as Redknapp was last season could any other manager do better with Levy pulling the strings?
As a club we do not pay the wages that attracts (or keeps) the top players so what can be done?
You should get down on your knees and thank who ever is your god for Levy
I have a feeling that my highlight of this window might turn out to be the news that Spurs have been “snubbed” by any or all of JCole, CCole, Parker, Upson, Neville (unretired). I set my sights low :)
bunch of snubbers!
haha!!..like it.. who else has he been caling a ‘top player’ recently?..wes brown..shoot me
It don’t much look like we are signing Inertia unless we take his strike partner Lakka Daisikal as well. Apparently these two will provide the movement and laconic net bulging hitherto not seen in the present banjo swinging duds. In fact Wenger upon hearing this has ,vowed to reload the misfiring Dudfoe by moving him to the frontline of the Artillery club. Something about a tight G string was mentioned as an offside to the banjo wielding blazer…
g strings are for girls,our striker who has offside in his repertoire is a metro man and wears a manklni with 100 on it.