Afternoon boys.
Another week of near seismic inactivity at Tottingham Hotspur Football Club. Our stout lads are in South Africa. Their tight lipped supremo playing catch up due to some pressing legal preparation for his impending court case. Socks, pants, vest, deodorant, tooth brush, toothpaste, comb, disposable razor, soap, snouts for bribes…
PSB is apparently acting like cock of the walk in relation to a move. What he wants is to stay in London, on near as dammit the same money he’s on, and be a striker of choice and ideally captain.
What he wants is a time machine, then.
Elsewhere Taarabt & Dos Santos, both players abandoned by Arry are on the up. Adel is bailing on the time bomb that is QPR and Giovanni must be getting earache from the non stop ding a ling ling of his telephone after a cracking Copa.
So it’s Friday and as other sites do their best not to eat each other in the ITK Muck Hurling Hoedown Of 2011, we’ll have a laugh. Here’s two THFC employees smirking on company time. I don’t condone this sort of thing, but we”l let ’em off on this occasion.
Funniest caption wins Jimmy Saville OBE, KCSG. Jimmy comes complete with a full wardrobe of tracksuits, jewellery, roller blades and hair grooming kit. You get an adoption certificate together with a starter kit containing a dozen Cuban cigars and a selection of Jim’s 50 favourite spirit miniatures.
We should forget all ideas of signing Falcao by the way. He missed a penalty today (and we have enough players who miss penalties), but more importantly it was whilst playing for Colombia. So fair chance he’ll get shot if they go on to lose (or if the barons were on Colombia to win in 90 mins). Immediately he’s not worth the risk. :whistle:
he’s also just signed a fat new contract.
but don’t worry, we have crouch and keane. masters of the universe and aces at penalties, both.
Talking of contracts, Peru are 2-0 up with 8 mins remaining in Extra Time. Falcao could do with hiring some protection. :ninja:
vdv: you used to remind of cruyff now you’re just a cunt
‘Hey Luca, I sure hope Levy hasn’t seen that film Centipede, as I was just about to tell him I’m off as well’
i cant help but get the feeling that modric is staying.
I have a real fear of him being booed and vilified whenever he runs out in our colours and then goes in Jan with our other top,top players based on the faithfuls reaction to him.
Not saying one or the other is right, just that we need a couple of carefully worded statements from both parties to put this to bed.
Or just sell the little shit right now – i am just sick to the back teeth of it all.
It says in the press that Pav loves the club and wants to stay. Couldn’t this unique piece of history be magically frozen in time as a shining example of optimism in a dark sea of uncertainty and self interest?
he loves the club and wants to stay…until he doesn’t.
Can’t help but think his tune might change if we buy a striker who isn’t complete dross and he ends up a substitute for months at a stretch.
Fair play though. It’s nice to hear someone wants to play for us.
Pav spends a lot of time on the bench behind shitty strikers. I doubt sitting on the bench behind a good striker will hurt anymore than that.