Good evening to you,
Have you seen this man?
This image emerged on Twitter earlier this evening but I couldn’t bring it to you as the baby chimpanzee that hosts this blog had somehow managed to get both his arms stuck in his nappy and truss himself up like a Christmas goose with the string of his yo yo.
So here courtesy of @footballramble is that picture. If you click on the second image you should get a grainy close up that proves that if you enlarge an element of a crap picture you get an enlarged area of crapness.
So there you have it. We can’t make jokes about it being A&E doing a meet and greet with looters as whitey ain’t in the snap, but I am sure you’ll find it a great source of conversation anyway.
Remember most crimes occur within a few hundred yards of a Premiership referee, such as Full Dowd or Mark Clattennurk. So the chances of you being personally affected by a maniac are very low. Do sleep well.
He’s at Benny’s pad
who Diarra aswell ? what is this a threesome or summin?
Wish I could stay at Bennys Pad , Id ask him every day… who we signing Benny?!!!
Knockdown Ginger?
we should all go Bennys Pad and sing Ade songs!!!
Is Doherty back as well?
ah the youf of today
missing out on enraged householders while they all cuddle there laptops and abuse each other on FB
Benny has opened up a bnb for football waifs and strays that are misunderstood.he wants to be a counselor at the lane when he retires.he has realised that he is surrounded by footballers that can play well but have no brains as to use there godgiven skills. they are in fact dickheads.
Someone just told me they read we’re paying £100k of his weekly wage. If that’s true, Levy is playing a dangerous game if he wants to keep our wage structure in tact.
Personally if we’re not going to spend any money on new players I think we should pay our stars more to keep hold of them. Perhaps then we could fend of the vultures should we finish 5th or worse.
If it’s true, you have to bear in mind that Adebayor would cost in the region of £25 mill, which if amortised over five years is £100k per week. Effectively, we have a player on a free transfer, who we will pay £100k per week, or we have paid £5 mill transfer fee for a player who is going to play or us for free for one year.
When Campbell went to Arsenal, he was their highest paid player at the time, because as they had not paid a transfer fee, they could factor that into his wages.
Although this may breach the wage structure, because there is no transfer fee, we can afford to pay more. One more way of looking at it, is that we have bought a player on a one year contract, for say £1.5 mill, and we are paying him £70k per week.
don’t worry its laundered money of Leveys mate Carston
Stick Benny on a commission and send him out to South America with a chequebook. Benny, Tottenham legend.
Aaaaaaaaaalllllltogethernowwwwwwww….
“Don’t you wish your leftback was B – A – E”
‘LIKE’
cannot wait to hear the lane rocking to this one.
A striker and a stadium in the same night… Blimey. Daniel must have had a Red Bull or one of DavSpurs Ephedrine shakes.
:dizzy2:
Lol where is DavSpurs..been a bit quiet lately………
At the chemists. back later
Here i am in my disguise, cant let them Manx no its me slagging them off for arf time top up wane slims boys. Any way i told you we would get newt M8. lmboff
No all i had was a drink from Utds changing rooms and i cant stop running that’s why harry cant get in touch i thought it was Lucazade. When i asked Alex what was in the bottle of zade he said Wanes dieting supplement anyone got a belt for me pants.
Am I the only one on here that’s not terribly excited by the Adebayor/Diarra rumours?
Arry’s transfer policy seems lazy. Send the scouts to watch loads and loads of talented players and then leave them for our rivals while we trick them all and buy players that Arry has coached previously or have played for our arch enemies or are too old to qualify for an 18 – 30 holiday…..that should blow their minds… :dizzy2: FAKINEL!
think your the only one. Obviously you didn’t see the pile of CACK we had to watch on Monday!!! Awfull a bunch of park footballers..!!!
Sorry, you lost me there. So, do I wait here while you go and get him or do we both stay in the room while no-one gets out??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdKa9bXVinE
would you still prefer that sorry excuse of a striker in crouch.
Another that Arry has previously coached and another that I wasn’t excited about when we signed him, so No….