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Can You Guess Which One Of Our Strikers Might Be Off To Spain?

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That’s right.

The worst one, if your idea of worst is the one that’s scored the most. As I hilariously Tweeted yesterday there is an emerging pattern here whereby our principal criteria are that a player can speak the Queens, get a round in and know his way around a roast dinner.

A decent source in Italy is suggesting that Espanyol are enquiring about Super Crazypavinchenko with a view to a loan/option to buy deal.

You tell me. It makes sense from their perspective with Osvaldo doing the off to Roma and given the choice of our fearless trio, would you not go for the one that scores now and again, over the Circus ManĀ© and the Midget Gem? Triffic.

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  • Topspur says:

    Please please let this be true, give him away, loan him, sell him for Russian roubles, but please make sure that I don’t have to endure seeing that useless lazy twat ever again.

    I’d even suffer 2MP for another season if it meant that Comolli’s last dump on us was finally flushed back down the toilet he crawled from.

    Can you tell I don’t like him?

    The scary thought that occurs to me is that we normally screw up in threes, we’ve had Rebrov, Pav, who’s next from the ex-Soviet gulag to be freed into our keeping!?!

    • Spurstacus says:

      If crouch continues to fail to score will he become 1mp and so on? I can see him being called -13mp by seasons end!

  • Iain says:

    I wanted Pav to stay until I watched him last Thursday but he was truly awful so I’m not so sure any more.

  • kmiles says:

    Sell them, sell them all. And half our midfielders. In fact, we could quite easily sell a whole team…

    Gomes, Hutton, Bassong, Pienaar, Palacios, J****, Bentley, Dos Santos, Crouch, Defoe, Pav

    That could nearly be good enough to keep Norwich up!
    Might leak a few goals..

  • Ze Prince says:

    Arold, you need to drink more. That headline is all wrong. Surely he’s off to Spain, not Italy, old bean?

  • Ali says:

    When did Espanyol move to Italy?

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