The Barclays Premier League, already in an advanced state of meltdown has been shaken to it’s very core this afternoon.
Rumour upon rumour have frayed the nerves of the toughest of men. News of confirmed transfers are thin on the ground. 3MP is currently being goaded into the back of a white van by a pair of Senior Keepers from London Zoo. Kieron Dyer is discussing terms with Holby City and Jermaine Jenas has locked himself in a female toilet cubicle in Brent Cross shopping centre.
Despite repeated pleas from Arry Redschnapps, no improved bids from Cheatski have emerged. However HH understands that the player has decided to take matters into his own hands. Levy & Co.’s Imperial Guard have been scrambled and are blocking the Kings Road.
SSN captured the moment the Croatian broke free.
of all the departures only a bit sad to see wilson going, he started his career with us so well, shame his game went backwards after his family troubles.
the rest can FRO, mind the door don’t hit your arses on you way out
Yeah, decent chap who had a bloody awful spell privately. Or not so privately. And as you say, he did play like an absolute demon most of the time before things went sour. Nothing but good wishes.
And the t’others can indeed FRO.
That Spanish bloke who turns up on the telly more times than shit in a cow field said that Rossi is available for €40m. About the amount we could squeeze out the Russian for rat face. Do it!
that would take big balls,
it would be a good shout one big out and one big in,cost nothing except the big wages of course
we can muddle through in the midfield but upfront is where it counts and rossi plays there
can’t see it happening though
watched rossi play the other night @ barca, he looked ok but the guy tiago was a ‘bit’ special
messi played his normal game – a bit shit
i saw the end of that game,but yeah no one is worth 40m apart from the messi,rooney type
but we need fire power badly
firepower eh? well adebayor if he gets his shit together has that in abundance, indeed he could be an absolute menace if you could fire him up so he plays well ‘every’ week
defoe can’t play that badly again, pav will chip in a few goals as will VDV
harry will play adefoe upfront in straight 4-4-2 is my guess,but adebayor can play with vdv behind if too,i hope
can never have enough firepower though,its all about goals
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The pic could be any of the croatians –
Lu-CONE Modric
Charlie Corlu-CONE
Ni-CONE Krancjar
Personally I think it’s a load of bollards.
Charlie would never have made it out the gates.
Pointy Skull Bloke.
It’s Berbatossa i.e Cone’on The Bulgarian.
He needs to reread his conetract.
“People” were suggesting we were into buy him this morning, but Levy was only interested in a cone deal. :blush:
*in to :pinch:
who caught him? i hope they told him that he had forgot ***** and crouch, gave him his busfare and smuggled them all out in a shopping trolley with a blanket over it.
The very thought of following anyone, let alone a footballer on twatter just makes me want to cry, what in the fuck is wrong with people these days.
:daumen:
You do have to wonder how sad our lives have become when so many of us live our life on what is the latest gossip on this minor soap actor, or the twats of an overpaid footballer with an ego to match his paypacket who is more likely to become a legend in his own lunchtime.
Not particularly having a go at Adebayor, but he will earn more in a week than Jimmy Greaves earned in his entire career as a footballer. When you think about it though, how many footballers have you ever heard saying anything remotely profound and thought provoking?
Most of the twats that they make are puerile and self-indulgent.
haha but twitter is going to be massive i think,the media/entertainment love it
it’s a match made in heaven
I don’t like the word ‘following’ it implies subservience. Mind you, ‘friend’ on Facebook is a real cad of a corruption of language.
‘stalker’ is probably a better description