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Me again.

There appears to be something close to good news on the horizon in relation to Togo’s finest. Respected cyber snout Archibald has vouched for information on Spurs Community’s ITK page that a deal could yet be done.

A number of suggestionsn are being made and not all of them as cheery as the thought of us landing a new striker.

In relation to Adebayor the mooted deal is a 50/50 split between us and City of the players £175pwk wages. This would be for the period of a one year loan deal.

The issue as ever is freeing up wage bill space currently being hogged by losers, hangers on and soap dodging miscreants. PSB heading to to Hollywood with his bint and an endless procession of Brown Thomas bags full of LFC memorabelia will be a good start, but either Defoe or Crouch or preferably both also need a gentle nudge towards the JobClub™.

Let’s hope this happens. I can imagine Modders deciding that he has remembered another mythical gentleman’s agreement whereby Levy & Co promised him a big name striker. Well mush this is pretty big. It’s got eight letters in it. You’ve only got six.

BIOYC!

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  • kojac says:

    was brucey playing richardson in the middle of the defence or something,still they got a point

    i disagree with the carroll bashers i think he is a good battering ram,not many of those about,can finish too

    well done barton,he got about the scum,great haircut too

    i’m sure we will make QPR look like world beaters when we go to loftus road

    good to have motd back

  • Finn says:

    In answer to an earlier question, I actually have washed an elephant…it was great fun.

    I have no problem with Adebayour, when he was a gooner he was a c**t now he is not a gooner he’s fine. Add to that what he did to them and the fact that he’s still seems pretty pissed off at them, he’d be worth having just for those two games!

    However my fear is that we are still papering over the hole in the wall and that we’ll face the same problems this time next year.

    However the idea is a clever one, it would seem to be a replacement for 3mp; someone just as awkward to play against but able to head a ball and score goals. Certainly he’d be great if we ping crosses in like we did last year. But we also need someone for the ground game.

    So we’ll need another: I personally don’t see replacing Defoe with a taller version of same any use at all. I’d prefer someone who is a box player (yeah yeah), rather than a open play style striker. I still think Huntelaar would do that job well.

    Whilst on the subject of Defoe I’d like to remind folks that we had a spell some time back when (pre Pompey), when Defoe’s behaviour as a Spud was exemplary. Bent was twittering his heart out from the nbench, Defoe just trained harder. He has always acted like a top pro and whilst I think we may need to upgrade, I’d put him far more in the Palacious category than the PSB one. I can only remember one gripe which was recent and I think that was more about his own frustrations than the clubs and he knuckled down quick after a word from Harry.

    He is what he is, but he and 3mp for that matter have always been 100% spud when wearing the shirt…..lest we forget in our haste for new toys.

  • DAVSPURS says:

    I warned our fans the Arab Oilers where plotting to fuck us up with unwanted goods who cant damage them. They want Lennon to replace aging Phillips to help them beat us twice and then Phillips on loan help beat us, This team can be fucked up if all clubs leave them with a massive wage bill then next year they will suffer a transfer ban and omitted from the champs league. If this goes through we will have a player who could get 11 goals if he is lucky and Lennon who could be sadly missed for is tracking back and blistering speed for years to come aged 23 and Harry is after Sagnia to tell Walker you are not forming one of the fastest wing pairs in football because City see this has a threat to six points they need to beat Utd to the title i say a big No and H.H YOU SHOULD BACK THIS WITH ALL YOUR JOURNO SKILLS.

  • lecoqhardi says:

    Ah, Davspurs, wonderful Davspurs. Five lines of controlled prose, with punctuation. And then the true Davspurs breaks out again and we have that triffic last sentence (I use the word loosely) and the urge to hit Caps Lock kicks in.

  • DAVSPURS says:

    Remeber this you cant have Bellamy becauseyou are a rival now they are giving us a loan Christmas it will be Bale on there wish list. We are in dangerous waters we have a manager heading for the England job who has short term plans before he leaves he also wants Modric to leave because Wilkins and his son have told him its not cool to keep players from Chelsea because there employers Sky want these four to entertain us Chelsea City Utd Liverpool the new cartel . Where was David Bernstien at Liverpool. This league belongs to Sky and City now and we are jusr a feeder club . I say we sack Harry and i was a fan. We should beg Moreno to take over and let him help fuck the Russian and Arabs

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