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Look out ladies,

The boy Hotspur’s experiencing a marble deficiency. Well actually no, merely demonstrating how some things never change.

The phrase in the headline for those of you under 200 years of age was or in fact still is apocryphal corruption of a World War 1 signal illustrating just how Chinese Whispers work the message ought to have read, ‘Send reinforcements. We’re going to advance.’ 

Still confused? Well here’s 3MP’s 35 yard net busting golazo sensation that was widely reported by just everyone from here to Hunstanton and here it is then courtesy of our very own; highly esteemed UnkleKev.

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  • MWX says:

    One for his youtube video then.

  • melcyid says:

    crouchino tore the Os a new one.Watch out all you doubters.Praps the booers have inspired him?

  • kojac says:

    i’ll take anyone just to get the ball rolling,it all seems tobe about supa luca and fresh chav bids

    i know why fifa like to put an international fixture 3 days before our league starts but why do we play it its crazy,we should just tell them to go fuck themselves

    • onedavemackay says:

      WE should have nothing to do with that corrupt bunch of rank amateurs who are only interested in lining their own grubby little pockets

  • onedavemackay says:

    Harry Hotspur Reply:
    August 1st, 2011 at 6:55 pm
    Please take 37 hail marys and half a crate of stout.
    Would you ship ‘im in, ODM?

    I was dead dead against him but some say he is somewhat of a “reformed” character and if that’s true I’d take him like a shot.

    He has Bollocks a plenty. As a player there is no question he’d do us good.

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      My only concern was that that he wasn’t very good at playing football.

      But we mustn’t necessarily let that count against him if he’s cheap to feed.

    • McG says:

      I was thinking similar. I doubt we’d be losing points to most of the ‘lesser sides’ with Barton involved. I recon we could do with having a nasty streak in midfield..

      No piss puns please :-P

      • MysteriousStranger says:

        Will this nasty streaked midfielder be replacing the yellow streaked one who wants to go and work for Abramovich? :freu

  • mille147 says:

    bring in barton. I like the cut of his jib.

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