Respec. Innit.
Proof that this blog blossoms purely upon the unhinged content of its troubled/gifted (delete as appropriate) readership was proved in the last competition. I asked you – forgive me – naively suggest you email me your solutions as to the pixelated players and I get not one correct email but every possible comedy trio of random names imaginable.
‘Des O’Conner, Michael Barrymore & Liam Brady’ Aitch. Don’t worry about the tee shirt, just send a shoulder of Tesco Scotch.’
So here is today’s opportunity of a lifetime to win a tee that is actually outselling the Sepp Blagger one. The prize (not that many of you bar stewards care :-p ) is HERE.
What was Bondy saying? What was Scotty saying back? What where the others thinking? Oooh the pissabolities.
MR GRIMSDALE !!!
Go and get rat boy out of the dressing room and tell him to fucking man up.
George Bush: Get this orange bib on Parker. Guantanamo’s that way.
KEVIN BOND: we’re training to WIN things……….
West Ham is that way you c|_|nt!
Bondy ‘Whatdya mean I got legs like Crouchy! Any more of that bollocks and you’re back to that pikey shitheap we rescued you from alright?……Fakinel’