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VdV Will Be Back For The Wolves Game

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Good evening.

And good news from the East. Specifically Holland.

Rotterdam’s finest, Dick van Toorn a highly esteemed physio who Arjen Robben to name but the only other player I know he’s worked wonders on has fixed up Rafael way ahead of schedule.

“Rafael is dealt four days in a row. A total of six times together we went to work. Friday I tested it fully. Turn and turn went flawlessly, a full sprint was not a problem. The muscle showed a length of thirteen inches cloth.

That, Dr. Niek van Dijk, a pure craftsman, noted. But for me he is fit again, although the question is what does the medical staff of Tottenham. Again, I would just back him up Saturday. “

So he’ll be back walloping balls up the tunnel in no time. Triffic.

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  • JimmyBlanco says:

    Ah of course, the same doctor who put Arjen Robben on the sideline for months last season, the same doctor who worked on VDV last season only for VDV to require subbing in consecutive games. Seems to have a knack for short term fixes perhaps but doesn’t sit well for the long term I’d imagine.

    • MysteriousStranger says:

      “Seems to have a knack for short term fixes perhaps but doesn’t sit well for the long term I’d imagine.”

      Extract and re-insert at your leisure for comments regarding Harry Redknapp :freu

  • AFelching says:

    I would like to see the team without VDV for a few games

  • grittyspur says:

    van Toorn might work wonders on the hamstrings, but knowing that Giovanni Dos Santos is still in the squad could also be a motivating factor…!

    • romeolongsword says:

      Harry always always play favorite, I don’t think he would give Gio the chance, especially we had not won this season.

  • MysteriousStranger says:

    Excellent. This no doubt means we can enjoy more hours of VdV’s trickery.

  • TMWNN says:

    The bloke will never be properly fit again. That’s why Levy got him as a cut price, fan placater.

    Maybe we should use him as a sub so he can actually finish a a game.

    • 4 Ever Hopeful says:

      Completely agree on both points. Looks like we will be forever patching him up.

      • eastanglianspur says:

        Absolutely right and until the cut price spiv Levy invests in some top class trainers who know how to warm the players up before they get anywhere near a football the same problems will keep reoccurring.

    • toddspur says:

      Good point and like Felch I’d like to see a 4-4-2 against Wolves;

      A.Keeper
      Walker, Daws, The Bull/King (he must be fit by now ffs), A&E
      Lennon, Modric, Thudd (Parker if not fit), Bale (if not crocked by Smalling)
      Adrian Bayor, Defoe

      Subs; VDV, Pav, G2S, The.other.keeper,Krank, Charlie, Basser

      Fuck me its lovely not having to consider;

      J*nas
      Hutton
      PSB
      3MP
      Bentley

      Bit weird though when you actually type it out :hae:

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