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VdV Will Be Back For The Wolves Game

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Good evening.

And good news from the East. Specifically Holland.

Rotterdam’s finest, Dick van Toorn a highly esteemed physio who Arjen Robben to name but the only other player I know he’s worked wonders on has fixed up Rafael way ahead of schedule.

“Rafael is dealt four days in a row. A total of six times together we went to work. Friday I tested it fully. Turn and turn went flawlessly, a full sprint was not a problem. The muscle showed a length of thirteen inches cloth.

That, Dr. Niek van Dijk, a pure craftsman, noted. But for me he is fit again, although the question is what does the medical staff of Tottenham. Again, I would just back him up Saturday. “

So he’ll be back walloping balls up the tunnel in no time. Triffic.

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  • SpursGator says:

    Dick van Toorn again. Robben has been such an injury-free player.

    The physio/training situation is pure Mickey Mouse. If it were my club I would put a line in their contracts: you are not allowed to consult with any physios, masseurs, faith healers, herbalists, anti-vaccine campaigners, naturalists, naturists, judo instructors, or ESP practitioners without the clubs express written consent. And PS – when you do get an injury, get ready to fly to Houston or someplace cause that’s where you’re going.

    Every time Van der Vaart walks off the pitch my wife says, ‘How can he play, the man cannot even walk normally. Look at him.’

    Everyone knows: when you do a hamstring, the worst thing you can do is rush back. A little more Dick van Dick and the man will be sitting next to Ledley for what will then be the endless remaining years on his contract.

  • AmenHoddle says:

    How quickly some forget that he was our most inspirational player last year – yes he’s had his injuries – but hey JJ was never injured so what does that tell you!!

  • NYSpursFan says:

    Why hurry? It would be a sad state indeed if we can’t beat Wolves away without vdV. Then again, this is THFC we’re talking about. Would love to see ‘Arry stick Gio in there with Adebayor. It will never happen, but I can dream, can’t I?

  • Enorme Nuez says:

    Regardless as to whether he is fit enough, VDV should start from the bench against Wolves.

    And if this doctor can do miracles with a injuries then why isn’t he Sandro’s doctor?

  • Essexian76 says:

    Simple solution, get Dick Van Toorn and appoint him on a huge salary; then maybe we’ll have King and Gallas back quicker, and maybe then we wouldn’t have had to let Woody go on a free!

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