Mother & Baby Doing Well
Peter Crouch 3MP sealed a move to was fecked out the door to the Potters in the closing stages of the transfer window after Tottenham manager Redknapp accepted a £10million offer agreed to pay a £2.5million golden handshake for the lanky striker.
‘I’m gutted Peter had to leave has had to take a wage cut,’ Clancy said. ‘I love London money. My work’s facile existence is here and we’ve been happy wealthy here, plus Mum just moved down cashed in. We can commute whore ourselves harder in the media but it’s not ideal.’
Speaking to The Mirror, the model, who has recently given birth to the couple’s first child giraffe added: ‘I saw Jamie (Redknapp) and I told him: “I want to kill marry your dad”. He laughed ignored me . It’ll be fine, I’m sure Stoke’s quite nice got plenty of ATMs.’
Crouch was reluctant to join Tony Pulis’s side take a pay cut, but says he was swayed by former team-mate Jonathan Woodgate the £2.5M lump sum and nobody really minding if he never scored again .
The England failed striker, who fell down the pecking order at White Hart Lane after the arrival of Emmanuel Adebayor on loan being revealed as a useless strip of manky draft excluder in human form said: ‘Woody angry Spurs fans was on the phone every hour trying to persuade me to come here. He only had great things to say about the club Harry stuck £2.5M in carrier bag, ordered me a cab and that was a major factor in me coming here.’
This scouse brass should be happy that spurs payed that useless c*nt at all, the worst spurs player ive ever seen, total c*nt imo
‘I’m gutted Peter
had to leavehas had to take a wage cut,’ Clancy said. ‘I loveLondonmoney. Mywork’sfacile existence is her’How true…
You got my subliminal typo then :blush: :freu
Love it.
If she wants to stay in London she can come in my bed – share my bed !
Wow that’s real harsh HH, love him or loathe him, it’s very disrespectful to take the pee out of anyone’s new born but to allude the baby is a giraffe is completly uncalled for!!
Im disgusted that you cannot differentiate between a baby giraffe and a humanoid species indigenous to the planet Pandora from the Alpha Centauri star system.
I’m also disgusted at people saying Tottenham is a sh1t hole, at least there’s 24hr groceries & you can always find a decent ocakbasi in Tottenham. It’s always lively and full of energy.
I’m personally not too fond of some of these inbred towns but you don’t find me bad mouthing them online…….well not much
Do call again. Alpha Centauri was a routine holiday destination for me as a child :daumen:
Binary star system with it’s brother proxima.
at least he crossed out the worst bits. and left the pc bits intact.
actually I liked the crossed out bits best.
Sod Abbey Clancey … feast yer minces on this beauty:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/14843842.stm
Cue a Chelsea tap up with a “me no like chicken badge” outburst followed up with head not in right place and Harry wanting to all in Jan and replace with one of his ‘triffic players… Becham at 40 anyone?
More to the point, how many of us would put it past HR to get £40mill for Lucre and give it to Beckham?
Fast forward a year…
“I am shocked that Mr. Levy has gone back on his word. We had a gentleman’s agreement that I could go to a big club abroad if a suitable deal were to be tabled” :-D
Seriously, I like the news though.
“Seriously, I like the news though.” Brilliant. Sums up the whole derelict scene in a nutshell.